The Swoltergeist

33yr old Canadian buff nerd

[kurhanchyk]

[kurhanchyk]

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

[hungwy]

This is so cool but please don't fight

[mino2aur]

no weed for me thanks i just want to cough loud as fuck with you

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tch, stupid webp image. you will be a png when daddy puts you through the webp to png file converter

[chillyfeetsteak]

the moment he decides to binky

[chillyfeetsteak]

[inbabylontheywept]

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

[3000s]

need her doing nothing on it

[djbodyhorror]

do british people with mommy kinks moan mummy ... You're having sex and suddenly The Ghoul is involved? I'd be so scared

[bgm05]

petplay where i’m pretending to be this thing

[forgotten80sfilm]

put that objectively not blonde but kind of light brunette dirty blonde sort of sandy sometimes blonde man in a situation

[achillesinhighheels]

[important-animal-images]

[lacikaszep]

2 molekula

[hotvampireadjacent]

this is still so funny

[valmillion]

[revivivivify]

[armengoldira]

[archduck-waddles]

Fuck it

*un-sesame's your bun*

[ewaneneollav]

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*