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millie | 24 | england

[queenzufufu]

Very drunk Michael argues with very drunk Jack about breakfast. Very drunk Fredo cries. Super duper drunk Jeremy protecc but also cries.

Sober Geoff observes.

[heyheyroosterteeth]

Alfredo dancing to mistakes and his co-worker’s disappointment

From: WHAT IS A POSITIVE SCORE? - Jeopardy Week #2

[nothoughtsjustvibes]

Ok genuine question: are there seriously people out there who’ve never wanted to literally die/kill themselves? Not even once? That’s so wild to me. I’ve wanted to die to varying degrees for at least the last 11+ years

[moldyfin]

Hey if you’re against trans women getting uterus implants because it’s “stealing” from afab people, you’re trash

[lauvishing]

please steal my uterus i sure as fuck don’t need it if someone came by and just took it while i was sleepin that’d be rad I’ll even pay you to take it

[prince-addai-deactivated2017101]

relatable shit

[sos-fandoms]

Reblog if you’d happily give your uterus to a trans woman

[questionablemotivations]

There are a lot of times I feel like just…flipping the vegan script.

It’s not ‘polyester’ it’s plastic

It’s not ‘vegan leather’ it’s plastic

Its not ‘faux fur’ it’s plastic

Plastic is a pollutant and causes far more damage to the environment both now and in the future than leather or wool.

Please stop telling me that the Plastic Lyfe is the only life, it is not. My leather shoes will last a decade where pleather is lucky to last 12 months. Leather (and wool) decompose and are renewable. Plastic is neither of those.

[house-of-crows]

THANK YOUUUUUUU~

[assyrianjalebi]

Vyjayanthimala in Amrapali (1966)

[queenzufufu]

Geoff: AM I JESUS?!

[endermaz]

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

[davvic]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[pandaflavouredcookies]

The morning murps

[breaktotheotherside]

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

[thegravelbro]

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

[kellykapour]

[pleasedeletemyblognow-deactivat]

[doujinshi]

me: *starts eating healthy and drinking water* oh wow this is actually really nice and fun. 

me: 

me:

me: I SAID THIS IS REALLY NICE

brain: oh right. heres some dopamine for the bare minimum u basic ass bitch

me: thank u 

[theneolistickid]

Bats illuminated by lightning

[later0varies-deactivated2022022]

That’s about as Halloween as it gets….

[queerdungeons]

Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk

[pokeshipping-archive]

I love the movie credits sequences that show the characters just travelling or relaxing or doing mundane things. They give the sense that even when nothing relevant to our interest is happening and we’re not looking, their adventure continues on.

[ruinedchildhood]

[acheemient]

The terror begins October 31st.

Source: @officialah Facebook