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i’m not real

[pandasmissingarchive]

honestly the only thing stopping me is the fact that the cadence of part time poets part 2 might come out any day now.

[motswolo]

hey cutie!! my friend recently got me into your amazing fic and i love it so much you have no idea. the sense of community it brings and the love i can’t. i was wondering if you had any ideas you were willing to share or memories you have while you wrote part one. love you!!

Aw this is so cute.

I tell this story to everyone because it’s just so cinematic in my brain but when I was first writing Cadence I put all of my plot points on sticky notes and hung them up in my closet so they could easily be rearranged. Every time I wrote a part that was on a sticky note I got to take the note down like some pseudo-Christmas calendar.

Anyway so fast forward several months, we’re still in the throes of post-COVID, and I’ve been locked up in my room since lock-down — I was in university then and had recently moved back in with my parents — writing all the time — yes, my parents were concerned. They know about the fic now and my dad even found it online recently. It was mortifying. Thanks Goodreads — and my dad comes in while I’m writing on my bed. I’ve got the biggest closet in the house and he says he’s got to put something on the top shelf. I’m a moody gal in my early twenties with a record player and a crippling yaoi addiction so I ignore him in favour of writing whatever love confession Remus is giving Sirius in his inner monologue before I remember.

The sticky notes.

It’s crazy. I have written things like “insert funny one liner about dead mothers” and “look up how many miles from ? To ??” The bloody boner chapter is in there. My handwriting’s terrible because I wrote them in a hurry thanks to the divine inspiration that was bestowed upon me by whatever righteous force handles The Gays.

It was too late. My dad opened the closet doors and whoosh the little scraps of paper came fluttering down like feathers during duck season. (I like this line. I may use it in something in the future.)

For those who are wondering, yes I’m sure I handled it well. Like any good writer I leapt out of bed and scooped my magnum opus up off the floor along with a handful of cat hair. There may have been some hissing involved — not from the cat — but that was really the least of my father’s worries.

He told me later that he was just happy I wasn’t doing drugs. The neighbour’s son did ketamine during lockdown and ended up in the hospital. I’m happy to report I’ve never done ketamine, but I have researched what it’s like to do ketamine on a patchy sofa in London, 1978.

[mossy-of-the-valley]

barty stalks because hes obsessed. evan stalks because hes a curious scientist watching his test subject like a rat in a cage

[oneheadcanonpersometimes]

evan and barty are such little freaks that in their house they have haunted doll and taxidermy collections and it scares off all potential guests

[pandasmissingarchive]

it’s so bad i need to go to the dentist’s office just for some play

[outromoonyy]

If you're a man and you're not Remus Lupin please stop it

[pandasmissingarchive]

kittens in da charcoal bag

[pandasmissingarchive]

bitches looove how miserable i am.

“mm it’s so sexy how she can’t get out of bed!”

that’s what i hear all day.

[pandasmissingarchive]

neverfuckingmind

[pandasmissingarchive]

bitches looove how miserable i am.

“mm it’s so sexy how she can’t get out of bed!”

that’s what i hear all day.

[mo0nsocks]

“Ao3 down” yeah sure ok just tell me to jump off a bridge why don’t you

[pandasmissingarchive]

i recently read backwater by thingthatoncewastrue on ao3 and now i yearn for the italian country side. also that fic is amazing everyone should read it.

[pandasmissingarchive]

i’m so bad at writing parties in my fics, but it’s just because no one has invited me to one, so it’s really not my fault.

[pandasmissingarchive]

it’s been a while…

[gooseworx]

I'm unmedicated as FUCK broooooooo!!!!

[pandasmissingarchive]

everything about my pinterest is perfect

[naj-necrofreak]

Autopsy foreplay is something I've been so obsessed with recently.

Your partner laying on a table while you examine them. Looking over their skin and checking for cuts, abrasions, and the like, while they stay as still and breathe as little as possible. Testing for rigor mortis by bending not only a couple joints, but all of them. Starting by moving their jaw, then twisting their head before moving on to their shoulders, elbows, knees, and ankles.

Then you get to cut them open. You'd take a small blade, sharp enough to cut cleanly, and drag it from above the right pectoral to the center and down. Then, reflecting the cut onto the other side of the chest to leave the final incision resembling a 'Y'. You would have to keep the cut shallow to avoid hurting your partner too badly— and since this is hopefully an experience you would repeat in the future.

Then moving onto their head, you would make the thinnest possible incision near their hairline, all the way across their forehead. You wouldn't be able to cut them fully open, but I would compensate by licking up the blood that drips put.

There are two ways to proceed from there. You could stitch up the wounds, or you could use butterfly bandages. If the cuts are shallow enough, you could leave them unattended to.

And after I'm finished with that, I'd fuck him for as long as I could.

[pandasmissingarchive]

this is a desperate need

[junoflowerr]

Pandalily everyone!

[pandasmissingarchive]

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS I LOVE IT SOOOOO MUCH OMGEE