Burning Man Problems

The Playa Predicaments all burners face

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When you have an extra ticket, and everyone has a friend who needs it

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When you know you’re going to call in sick on Tuesday after the burn

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Calculating camp dues

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Going through costume boxes like...

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Every social event the month before Burning Man.

Thanks for the submission discokatz.

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The Orgy Dome

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When you see your neighbors staking down their EZ-UP with tent stakes

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Packing light

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To everyone who left your bike on playa

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Trying to get your shit together to leave camp

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Heading to Rampart like...

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Finally arriving at the blue lights to pee, and realizing those blue lights were attached to an art car.

Thanks for the submission Tatz! Sorry that happened to you.

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Sparkle ponies when it’s time to set up/tear down/clean gear.

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“So is Burning Man all about drugs and orgies?”

No comment.

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When the drugs you took, and the other drugs you took, kick in all at once.

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Cleaning all the things.

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Realizing some heavy shit about your own existence