I swear I don't mean for positive phrases to sound sarcastic when I say them, it just happens...
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I swear I don't mean for positive phrases to sound sarcastic when I say them, it just happens...
February and March are such a blur and memories from them so foggy that I'm pretty sure they don't actually exist.
the emu division has finally been revealed
Next time on puppet history....
Some people's "girl power" is really just "imma act exactly as horrendous as the guys and put down all the other girls to become part of the guys inner circle but I'm a girl so really it must be that the other girls are incompetent" -_-
are stars a liquid?
Yeah sure!!
Stars are plasma, not liquid, but with a generous donation and a centrifuge I can show you your blood plasma is.
Balance is telling kids all day "no, I'm not gonna teach you how to be mean in Spanish" but also celebrating Ukrainians for doing exactly that.
Our love is with you Ukraine. Suck it Putin.
Is this movie actually touching or am I in pain?
5/5 views, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐, even with tears of questionable source
"The pain, it hurts."
-My brain, on loop... So insightful -_-
Never thought I would use the phrase "seagulls are terrorists" but I stand by it
Is preferentially falling asleep to ghost stories and horror game videos a sign of a bad sympathetic nervous system (fight or flight response)??? Asking for a friend...
Allergies: Taste the rainbow
Puke the rainbow
A middle schooler trying to derail the class started trying to call out a kid for "liking Pokémon" and I think I literally just said "yeah, so do I (???)"...
Another class was shocked I knew all the Spiderman actors and... I really don't think these kids were prepared for a young sub who knows all the pop culture they do. Also RIP to their phone/tech tricks bc my age group LITERALLY invented them
Middle schooler: How many classes have you taught before?
Me: Plenty in college as well as tutoring
Me *internally*: You know too much You know too much YOU KNOW TOO MUCH
Every time we have pizza I forget my dad and bro eat it with forks and knives like IMPROPER Americans. It's like they're trying to tear this family apart....
Another saga of this dumpster fire completed - how will it continue raging this year?
🎊🎉Happy (?) 2022!🎉🎊
I hate talking about schadenfreude with others - hot take: the suffering some people have caused sometimes merits karma and scoffing at someone for being happy over something happening to their tormenter reeks of insincerity. How about we put more concern into that that person has hurt others enough that people are chuffed something bad happened rather than feigning that the hope for karmic retribution is the bigger moral concern?
So tired of drunk stories. Most aren't even coherent bc the person blacked out while the rest are making excuses for bad/scary decisions or claiming it "makes everyone more honest". People lie poorly about taking everyone's napkins while drunk between bouts of uncontrollable emotions plenty. You guys are so desperate for confirmation for goodness knows what that with every story what you normally call bad behavior from anyone anywhere else becomes preferable and good decisions become a character flaws... Straighten your priorities and get a life