Crematorium

Dabi ask blog.

[castrationer-deactivated2020080]

[decayforall]

ive come to make an announcement.

[burntoash]

Don’t leave us hanging.

[untitled13945]

my piece for the @bnhadabi-zine - a postcard! it was fun working with the artists in the zine!!

[fdggvbjdhb]

[burntoash]

are you the eldest todoroki child

Didn't that kid die? Stupid question.

[decayforall]

but you didnt answer it

[landmine]

Oh? He's dodging the question!

[burntoash]

He's dead. I didn't really think anything had to be explicitly stated.

[decayforall]

but you still didn’t answer it.

[burntoash]

Because it's fucking moronic. Do you think I rose from the grave when I was 12, or do you just not understand how death works in the first place?

I'm not some random dead kid. Try again.

[burntoash]

are you the eldest todoroki child

Didn't that kid die? Stupid question.

[decayforall]

but you didnt answer it

[landmine]

Oh? He's dodging the question!

[burntoash]

He's dead. I didn't really think anything had to be explicitly stated.

[burntoash]

are you the eldest todoroki child

Didn't that kid die? Stupid question.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

I'm so fucking sick of the insensitive ass questions cis people ask. "Is there blood on your clothes?" "why do your eyes glow in the dark?" "are those fangs?" like shut up

[cauldroncreations]

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

[burntoash]

@decayforall If you give that fucking purro hero my cat I’m leaving you fur Hawks.

[fiercefeather]

You know you could just marry me for the benefits instead of him.

[decayforall]

i obviously wasnt gonna give him the cat, dabby. sometimes i, like, lie about doing things.

[burntoash]

It’s difficult to tell with mew. Maybe you should let your right paw man in on your plans sometime.

Did you just call me Dabby?

[warp-gate]

like a tabby cat

[burntoash]

I got it.

[burntoash]

@decayforall If you give that fucking purro hero my cat I’m leaving you fur Hawks.

[fiercefeather]

You know you could just marry me for the benefits instead of him.

[decayforall]

i obviously wasnt gonna give him the cat, dabby. sometimes i, like, lie about doing things.

[burntoash]

It's difficult to tell with mew. Maybe you should let your right paw man in on your plans sometime.

Did you just call me Dabby?

[burntoash]

@decayforall If you give that fucking purro hero my cat I'm leaving you fur Hawks.

[decayforall]

why is everyone a catboy.

[eraserbedhead]

i assumed this was one of your people’s doing. feels like something you’d find hissterical.

[decayforall]

one of my people got hit. you think we’d do this as a joke?

[eraserbedhead]

would you be spurrprised if i said i would? you seem happy about it.

[decayforall]

you’re pretty happy about it too, teach. too happy. 

[eraserbedhead]

i don’t think there’s such a thing as too happy in this situation.

[burntoash]

Wait. Paws. I’m the only catboy he kneads. You’re not getting Salsa back.

[eraserbedhead]

you’re not invited to this confursation.

[burntoash]

Oh, am I crashing your pawty? Sucks. He’s my son meow.

[eraserbedhead]

i raised that kitten. if you want a cat, find one on your own. i can help mew find one that could be a purrfect fit fur you.

[burntoash]

That’s really sweet of mew to offur. My answer is nya, fuck you.

[eraserbedhead]

mew know i win when we fight. your leader even offured him up without thinking about you.

give me Salsa and we won’t have a purroblem.

[burntoash]

Little nyaïve to think he won't side with me, don't mew think? Especially now that he has anofur catboy to pet.

Accept your loss already. It's time to mewve on.

[decayforall]

why is everyone a catboy.

[eraserbedhead]

i assumed this was one of your people’s doing. feels like something you’d find hissterical.

[decayforall]

one of my people got hit. you think we’d do this as a joke?

[eraserbedhead]

would you be spurrprised if i said i would? you seem happy about it.

[decayforall]

you’re pretty happy about it too, teach. too happy. 

[eraserbedhead]

i don’t think there’s such a thing as too happy in this situation.

[burntoash]

Wait. Paws. I’m the only catboy he kneads. You’re not getting Salsa back.

[eraserbedhead]

you’re not invited to this confursation.

[burntoash]

Oh, am I crashing your pawty? Sucks. He’s my son meow.

[eraserbedhead]

i raised that kitten. if you want a cat, find one on your own. i can help mew find one that could be a purrfect fit fur you.

[burntoash]

That's really sweet of mew to offur. My answer is nya, fuck you.

[decayforall]

why is everyone a catboy.

[eraserbedhead]

i assumed this was one of your people’s doing. feels like something you’d find hissterical.

[decayforall]

one of my people got hit. you think we’d do this as a joke?

[eraserbedhead]

would you be spurrprised if i said i would? you seem happy about it.

[decayforall]

you’re pretty happy about it too, teach. too happy. 

[eraserbedhead]

i don’t think there’s such a thing as too happy in this situation.

[burntoash]

Wait. Paws. I’m the only catboy he kneads. You’re not getting Salsa back.

[eraserbedhead]

you’re not invited to this confursation.

[burntoash]

Oh, am I crashing your pawty? Sucks. He's my son meow.

[decayforall]

why is everyone a catboy.

[eraserbedhead]

i assumed this was one of your people’s doing. feels like something you’d find hissterical.

[decayforall]

one of my people got hit. you think we’d do this as a joke?

[eraserbedhead]

would you be spurrprised if i said i would? you seem happy about it.

[decayforall]

you’re pretty happy about it too, teach. too happy. 

[eraserbedhead]

i don’t think there’s such a thing as too happy in this situation.

[burntoash]

Wait. Paws. I'm the only catboy he kneads. You're not getting Salsa back.

[burntoash]

Did my fingers actually just type that?

[decayforall]

ARE YOU A FUCKING FURRY RIGHT NOW

[burntoash]

Nya. I mean, no. There's a difference.

[decayforall]

oh my god come here right now

[burntoash]

Why?

[decayforall]

i wanna pet you

[burntoash]

Are mew serious? This ain't funny. I'm suffuring.

[decayforall]

youre adorable.

[burntoash]

Say that to my face, pussy.