fuck

looking for an incoherent jumble of shitposts and mediocrity? you've come to the right place fucker

[gamer-guff]

[burntomelette]

fbi agent: want to work for the fbi

me: ok but can i work in the xfiles department

fbi agent: there is no xfiles department

me: i gotcha

me: [winks]

fbi agent:

[zachsgay]

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

[visible-cracks]

0x12=0

[booglemoth]

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

u shouldnt kiss anyone on january 1 because its only the first date

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[a-spicy-memes]

[paxbby-deactivated20180604]

[jarrodis-deactivated20181204]

single, not sure how to mingle

[babyanimalgifs]

[deadtrash]

“where are you planning on going to college?”

[webcomicname]

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

[respectfulmemes]

[notascorpio-deactivated20180803]

[hotboyproblems]

my dad just said to me i love you like you’re my son dad i dont mean to scare you but i am your son

[bob-belcher]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via bccaelzbth)

[simcity4soundtrack]

*a generally normal object*

humans: 

*a generally normal object but very, very small*

humans:  :O!!!!!!!!

[cassandratongue]

This is an alien meme.