ill give anyone $20 to kill me

my name is hans and every day i am reminded that there is no god

[samdesantis]

[dumbledoreofficial]

stop posting money animals

dont tell me how to live my life

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[voidbats-deactivated20150506]

[rxpistols]

SERIOUSLY REBLOGGING THIS.

[froppy-unicorn666-blog]

I TOOK 6 SECONDS TO REBLOG AND ALL ME MONEY RAN AWAY

[scottymccockslut-deactivated201]

make sure all of the letters on my grave stone are lowercase so i can remain cool and casual even in death

[dumbledoreofficial]

ily

ily2

[aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat]

[theodoredechalons-deactivated20]

[dumbledoreofficial]

hey look now i have 1000 inactive followers go me

[dumbledoreofficial]

ur dead i guess

surprise i am alive kinda

[dumbledoreofficial]

HELLO I HAVE RETURNED FROM WAR

[dumbledoreofficial]

ur irrelevant

thx :)

[thursday]

[avery-universe-deactivated20150]

oh my fucking god

[felixdwkins-blog]

[dumbledoreofficial]

every ten minutes in breaking bad

hank: Walter... you sly and sneaky man... are you to blame for this drugs cooking?

walter: I... uh... I... I...

hank:

walter:

hank:

walter:

hank: Walter! I have fooled you! of course you are not at fault

[dumbledoreofficial]

[spacepprincess-deactivated20140]

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago