im da man and ur not

just your regular south parkian boy with a non-mexican heart that beats for mexican food [closed rper; part of littlemountaintownrp.tumblr.com] avatar credit to philophile, sidebar credit to lovecraftiansuperhero

[burritoboyclyde]

🌟 ooc - big beefin hiatus 🌟

hi lads! i feel an explanation is in order for my absence, all under the cut:

as of late i haven’t been active at all on this blog, all due to finishing off coursework, getting a second job and primarily focusing on securing a spot into a good uni come autumn/fall.

save a 2 week absence in february due to travelling (off to japan!), i’ll be popping in every now and then with the odd post, be it shitposting or banging out some paras. however, i’ll be particularly busy during april-may (SATs, finals, entrance exams, etc.), but following that i’ll be completely free to rp like the old days!

i also wanna give a huge thank you to the mods who allowed this hiatus and i look forward to returning to full activity during the summer!

love y’all and i miss u lots! 💖

[craigisanasshole]

stan marsh can preform brain surgery on stage and i wouldnt be impressed

[burritoboyclyde]

ur on a date w ur girl and this man comes up and slaps her ass. what do u do

[craigisanasshole]

it makes me uncomfortable how ripped gorillas are

[tokenrichkid]

ok but kangaroos 

[craigisanasshole]

[tokenrichkid]

[burritoboyclyde]

that kangaroo is ready to steal ur bitch

[burritoboyclyde]

also tfw u have 2 months of hw to do and instead of startin u just

crawl back into bed and keep watchin netflix

[burritoboyclyde]

u kno winter is here for real when u cant get out of the shower in the mornin w/out freezin ur nips off

[soundcloudgems]

Pink Guy - She’s So Nice

[dammit-sammy]

Better to have mcfreakin loved and mcfreakin lost than never to have mcfreakin loved at all

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[chrisdelorne]

If you ever feel bad or insecure just remember that my cock is huge and i can punch through walls

[craigisanasshole]

i put a shirtless pic on insta and took it down 30 seconds later and in that time 3 people liked it yall thirsty or what

[burritoboyclyde]

i was only doin my duty as a best bro to get u to minimum 10 likes ;((

[cerastes]

*me, platonically putting my hand on top of yours* Wanna go get some platonic, non-romantic McDonalds? I don’t want you to get the wrong idea.

[galactica-phantom]

[burritoboyclyde]

brad just sent me this and cuz i had to suffer yall have to suffer w me

[yestherdaynight]

I love how brad sends this sounding all enthusiastic n stuff like he ain’t gonna fail at “day one nut once”

[burritoboyclyde]

i love how u tagged this post tw: bradley

​its tru tho the kid is a nightmare and a fearless masturbator.. he's gonna jack it all december w reckless abandon til his dick falls off

[craigisanasshole]

you: no nut november

me, an intellectual: never stop nutting november

[burritoboyclyde]

me, the most intellectual:

jerk it january

fapfest february

masturbate in march

autoerotic april

mangle ur meat may

jack off june

jill off july

arousing august

spank it september

onanism october

never stop nutting november

destroy dick december

[burritoboyclyde]

brad just sent me this and cuz i had to suffer yall have to suffer w me

[burritoboyclyde]

if u do the crime u gotta do the crime

me being a FUCKIN MORON

[burritoboyclyde]

top 10 anime battles: toki and skwisgaars guitar duel