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in reality do I think Marlow would ever be perceptive enough to pick up on it? no. however. I am obsessed with the concept of cliff being with ilya as his broad array of taste in women suddenly narrows to a run of Asian women with dark hair and freckles who all just remind him of someone. the first time he sees ilya n shane together after he notices this pattern n is like now wait a god damn minute now...
shane gets offered a sponsorship by a brand deal that has been openly bigoted and homophobic which he obviously immediately turns down. it gets passed on to another member of the metros who takes it and shane has to be quietly heartbroken and disgusted bc what is he going to do about it? with someone on his own line? ilya however does not have this issue. next game they play ilya checks them so hard they go flying into the boards and before he skates away he leans in and says just loud enough for them to hear saw you're new campaign. 😄. and if you think shane doesn't see this and ride that thang nasty about it later that night I fear you are sorely mistaken.
Seven Sentence Sunday!
Thank you, once again, to @anincompletelist for including me!!
This is an excerpt from the last chapter of Only Fools Rush In, coming soon!
When Shane finally saunters into the kitchen—for what feels like the tenth time today—his hands are hidden behind his back. Ilya flusters at the way his husbands legs still wobble with aftershocks.
He meets Shane halfway with his own arms outstretched, wearing a childish grin to match Shane's. "What is it?"
In lieu of answering, Shane shifts on his feet. Casts his eyes anywhere but to Ilya's. Chews on his bottom lip.
Ilya grips his face, freeing the lip and squishing so his mouth parts like an oval.
Shane shakes Ilya's fingers away. He relents, sighing, "Hold out your hand,"
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Ilya presses his fingers into the groove of Shane's hip. Memorizes the freckles the trail down his ribs, fan over his thighs. Presses open-mouthed, unhurried kisses over where his teeth had bit into the meat of Shane's chest. Looks up at him under dark lashes as Shane sprawls contentedly, sleepily over their bed. The last of a late summer sun filters through the nearby window, a humid breeze twisting the curtains, lifting the fringe of Shane's hair plastered along his cheekbones, spread around his head like a halo.
There is a part of Ilya, as always, that is sick with the idea the man under him is his. Is convinced, in some past life, Shane had done something truly terrible or Ilya had done something spectacularly right to end up here. Tangled together on a hot afternoon in July, legs locked, fingers twisted, Ilya's sunburn pressed against Shane's overstimulated skin.
so I play rec league hockey from time to time right. n another thing about me is I have about 10 billion piercings. so all of this to say I am endlessly amused by the thought of hollanov baby being Very Alt n also Very Hockey n having to build in extra time in the room to take out their 101 pieces of jewelry.
whatever. go my soft hollanov.
you simply cannot take pictures of shane n ilya when theyre not prepared for it. they both have the most dead eyed vicious resting bitch faces known to man their defaults are just to oscillate these
shane, having a brief moment of clarity in the midst of a panic attack:
I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:
Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.
Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"
Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."
They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.
if I've said it once I've said it a thousand times. Ilya is the ONLY one allowed to think shane is boring. everyone else better think he's HOT SHIT. except not TOO much because he's ILYA'S. ❤️.
Ilya trying to have A Moment™️ but the SECOND he lights up no matter how far away he is or where Shane was when he walked outside, Shane opens the back door n shouts I CAN SMELL YOUR LUNG CANCER FROM HERE n then weaponized coughs til he comes back
type of shit shane says n then has to back track like NOT THAT ITS A BAD THING OH MY GOD. I just dont WANT to be a GAY ICON. what IS that. I want to play HOCKEY and fuck a MAN.
a rare personal post between the 10 billion carefully curated pr shit. ilya is losing his mind. everyone else is suddenly very curious about wtf shane was doing all those years he WAS Montreal's captain.
ilya is giggling n kicking his feet. twitter is losing their goddamn minds.
a rare personal post between the 10 billion carefully curated pr shit. ilya is losing his mind. everyone else is suddenly very curious about wtf shane was doing all those years he WAS Montreal's captain.
walk with me. heated rivalry where almost everything is the same but instead of getting drafted straight out of juniors they both end up in the minors. the heightened sense of competition because being able to prove themselves is the only way to really make it and- in theory- they could be fighting for the same spot.
obsessed with the concept of The Hollander/ Metros Fallout after he moves to Ottawa essentially igniting a new franchise rivalry. as long as his number will hang in the rafters, Ottawa will fucking hate Montreal.
hollanov baby being bilingual. ofc most of their 'words' are just toddler gibberish but there is also very clear russian n english mixed in to the point shane n ilya have a long running bit where if the baby is crying and their first coherent word is in russian thats ilya's problem ❤️ n if it's english it's shane's. which really only lasts as long as it takes their babe to also start picking up stilted french at what point shane becomes SO mock annoyed bc now he has TWO languages this can NOT be fair 😠
hook up years ilya n shane showing up to each others playoff matches even after their team has been eliminated under the guise that they're just keeping an eye on next seasons competition. for your consideration.
