Sly Trashery

Tw: jewelcoatfish Interest: Harry Styles

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Google Photos sent me an alert to remember these photos. Ok thank you, Google Photos.

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When will my boy return from the unemployment line

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Well it’s going to be a long fascism

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I would be more interested in his Marvel projects if this was the Eros uniform

[cantquitu]

Publishers Quarterly: It’s the Lizzo and Harry Show as UMPG, Sony Split Top Honors

“About Damn Time” finished first on Top Radio Airplay and No. 2 on Hot 100 Songs. “As It Was” did the flip side.

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love to see it

[lovecrumbss]

chairs by lara meintjes

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Why did I think this was the Pleasing pop up shop for a second

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[thestylesindependent]

“Spinning out waiting for you to pull me in.” Satellite, LA Night 12 via lesbiandaylight

[peachisperfection]

I had a dream that someone started a meme at the bottom of their tumblr posts that was just a banner of harry styles giving a thumbs up with the text "This post is Ravioli Approved." It got really popular, and eventually Harry got wind of it and went on James Corden and said "this meme is Ravioli Approved." Everyone loved it and it was really funny, and Harry Styles played along. Until one day he tweeted "Donald Trump is not Ravioli Approved." And the next day Trump fucking died.

suddenly everyone was DMing Harry Styles like "am I ravioli approved???" And he mostly said yes, but the ones he said no to died. And the next day it would come out that they had been murderers or just terrible people.

They gave Harry Styles his own government Bureau of Ravioli Approval (BORA) and every baby born got an approval/disapproval rating with their social security number. Infant mortality dropped because every baby except the Disapproved ones lived.

Eventually he did like a 12-hour live special of him reading the death records of the last 20 years and approving/disapproving of their deaths. There wasn't any earthly repercussions to that but im pretty sure it meant he was sending them to heaven or hell?

The dream ended with a looney tunes ending card, except instead of porky pig it was harry in the middle with the message "This Dream Is Ravioli Approved." And i woke up.

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For the new tumblr harries... another of my favorite posts

[harrysdimples]

Mr. Henrique Stylesias, I am asking for 1 (one) five second video of you singing Jolene. Pls. I need it for therapeutical reasons.

give the people what they want!!!

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Please stop ignoring the people! We’ve been begging for months!!!

[hunrising]

Why are London Harry and LA Harry two different people?

[sashayed]

#TWINS #THERE ARE TWO OF THEM #like those videos of Eleanor secretly being 3 people ( @1didntsignupforthis )

I’m glad all you SHEEPLE are finally seeing the light about alleged “human being” Harry Styles. If you examine “Harry”’s birth certificate, you will find that “he” is, in fact, SIX PEOPLE. MANAGEMENT has been foisting them on us for years. Open your eyes. Learn with your brain. The six “HARRYS” are very easy to distinguish once you know what to look for.

HAROLD

The original “Harry Styles.” A harmless idiot. Died in 2012 from eating too many guavas. 

JEBWARD

A glamorous pajama magnate who owns AT LEAST three monogrammed juice carafes. Dictates his Tweets to an assistant. Wears his pants too long so no one will suspect he has somewhere between six and eight toes per foot. 

BART

A simple farmer. Was once bankrupt from buying too many riding mowers. Has several children that he birthed at home, in a bathtub, and named after famous trees of history.

FORTINBRAS

Shy and reclusive. Easily startled. Lives in the mountains, emerges only to climb in and out of cars (his true passion). Wears makeup and wigs to mask fact that he is only eight years old. MANAGEMENT, FREE THIS CHILD.

GARBO

Found in a jungle. Eats eucalyptus leaves. Preys sexually on older men. Speaks English only when fed lines phonetically. 

REPTOID

A Reptoid.

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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!! In the interim since I EXPOSED this HIGH-LEVEL MGMT CONSPIRACY, several more PERPETRATORS of the CHARADE that is “HARRY STYLES”  have come to light. Keep an eye out for the following ACTORS.

O’BAGONAGALL

This jaunty 1,000 year old leprechaun was discovered working on a Norwegian whitefish trawler in exchange for a daily allowance of fish skin. You may ask him only ONE question, but as long as you keep a piece of iron in your pocket, he MUST ANSWER TRUTHFULLY.

HELMORG

HELMORG is believed to be a professional THESPIAN but his motives are SINISTER. He graduated from the Royal Academy of the Dramatic Arts with a degree in Complaining and appears to be INVISIBLE ON TRADITIONAL FILM, although his image can still be captured DIGITALLY. A skilled and deadly knife fighter. APPROACH WITH CAUTION.

LORRAINE

LORRAINE is sixty-two years old and just wants to go to her LADIES YOGA class in PEACE. 

DIPPITY

DIPPITY is an innocent LARPer caught up in Modest! Management’s POWERFUL MIND GAMES. He has been told that all the world is an enormous Live Action Role Playing Game, within which he has a “secret mission” to identify himself as “Harry Styles,” an “actor.” In return, he is permitted to pretend to die in the arms of one (1) famous person per day. WE MUST ENLIST TOM HARDY IN THE FIGHT TO FREE DIPPITY.

CORN TOAD

WHAT DOES THIS CREATURE WANT????????

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Truly one of the greatest tumblr posts of all time

[harrystylesdaily]

Harry Styles for Beauty Papers Magazine Issue 8. Photographed by Casper Wackerhausen-Sejersen.

[avoid-thetemptress]

guess what all of these have in common in the tags

[midnight-kfc]

The Sun | The Fool - Harry as Tarot cards

[harrysrussell]

The way tbh it’s young stans on twitter who can’t comprehend that not everyone that’s older is not perfectly educated on everything because see, kids that are like 13-17 grew up COMPLETELY on social media, they have never lived another way, the internet and social media have always been readily accessible to them, so they have grown up completely inundated with endless information, not everyone, including some celebs older than them, did. They can’t see that a lot of the time.

yeah totally! I officially joined twitter in 2014 after being an IG stan for some time, and I was like 14(?)... you just learn way more things than what you would have done in the real world. and I guess things you shouldn’t have learned at such young ages either, if that makes sense. I can’t really explain it but it’s weird. there’s also so much information on this app too, that news outlets definitely don’t report as much as we’d want to. I just think some of them are too young to understand that not everyone is as updated as people on twitter.

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This is a really interesting point I hadn’t thought about, and it makes sense. Young people today have really grown up with every piece of information immediately available to them. It’s great, but I see two issues: 

1) I don’t think young people on stan twitter are very good at discerning sources, so they are easily led astray. They tend to believe the people they trust [read: the people they LIKE] but don’t always investigate sources on their own to make sure what they read is true and unbiased. They believe without verifying. 

2) Young people in general tend to have more moral clarity. It’s easier to see the world in black and white. As you get older, and you live through more things, many people (not all) learn that things are more complex and nuanced. Twitter does not allow for nuance, and stan twitter REALLY doesn’t allow for much nuance either because now we’re talking about people with lots of information, very decided black and white views, and teams of people behind them who will take their side and lend “moral” strength to their argument. 

It’s a perfect storm, and it’s doesn’t encourage empathy between fandoms. 

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I’m old and I have seen a lot of pop stars come and go. Harry is special. He is so complete: talented and versatile singer, great live performer, charming, attractive, hard-working, smart, driven, has an eye for art and fashion, disciplined. Where he is weaker, he works hard to improve, and does. That’s why I believe that as good as he is now, he hasn’t reached his full potential...

[harryvsstyles]

I can’t believe Watermelon Sugar is #6 on Apple Music worldwide and #16 in the USA. So many people don’t understand how huge it is to have any song genre outside rap/r&b to even reach the top 100 sometimes.

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Fine Line is #2 in Apple Music worldwide more than six months later! Watermelon Sugar even helped Adore You gain on the Billboard Hot 100... you love to see it!