[adeles]

#when someone asks me how life’s going

[mandronia]

[wonderswoman]

# she ended the journalist 

[pastel-plague-doctor]

people say “if you don’t lower your standards, you’re gonna end up spending your whole life alone!” like being a healthy, happy, financially independent single adult is actually worse than being stuck in an abusive and/or emotionally unfulfilling relationship with someone who isn’t willing/able to meet your needs. like no offense, but I think I’m gonna choose to be happy rather than throwing myself into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship. 

[perrfectly]

I don’t believe in guilty pleasures. If you fucking like something, like it. That’s what’s wrong with our generation: that residual punk rock guilt, like, “You’re not supposed to like that. That’s not fucking cool.” Don’t fucking think it’s not cool to like Britney Spears’ “Toxic.” It is cool to like Britney Spears’ “Toxic”! Why the fuck not? Fuck you! That’s who I am, goddamn it! That whole guilty pleasure thing is full of fucking shit.

Dave Grohl (via perrfectly)

[timhulsizer]

Jenny Slate, Drunk History s03e01

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

rest in peace to all women murdered by men

[brechtstine]

How about all men murdered by women?

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

come to me on the anniversary of that famous occasion upon which a woman went into a university and mindlessly murdered 14 men simply because she felt that, as men, they did not deserve an education and i will make a text post for them too until then fuck off you stale piece of shit

[msknope]

Every time I go out into the world and get my heart busted up, I retreat back to the old ghostly house in Milton, hoping to become myself again, and to have one more chance, just one more chance to share my heart, and to share it successfully enough that, if I become a ghost one day, there’s at least another ghost right beside me. And I have its heart and it has mine, and we had the world together. This is what I believe can happen to me. I don’t know if I believe in ghosts, but I believe that this can happen to me.

Jenny Slate, About the House (via msknope)

[basketcasemp3]

[hakuteeth]

me: I’m not bitter

narrator: she was bitter

[vrabia]

the sun is shining, the hyacinths are in bloom and channing tatum just announced he’s opening a real life magic mike ladies’ subscription funhouse in vegas.

[vrabia]

holy shit so i’m doing the ‘what would u like to see at the dude stripper show’ quiz and it starts out easy with stuff like ‘what is ur opinion on dick pics’ and 30 minutes later i’m still here like

i’m kind of weirded out about where this is going but also UTTERLY FUCKING DELIGHTED

[vrabia]

CASUAL REMINDER THAT ‘YES, MY GOD IS A SHE’ IS AN ACTUAL LINE UTTERED BY MAGIC MIKE IN MAGIC MIKE XXL

[vrabia]

‘who takes care of you?’ I’M JUST HERE FOR CHANNING TATUM’S SEXY DANCE MOVES I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS

[vrabia]

YES DAMN YOU

[vegaofthelyre]

from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Better: A Woman’s Guide to Coping with Life by Monica Heisey

[whenmoments]

[alwaysenduphere]

Le génie du mal [The genius of evil, aka; Lucifer]; Guillaume Geefs 

“The statue was originally a commission for Geefs’ younger brother Joseph, who completed it in 1842 and installed it the following year. It generated controversy at once and was criticized for not representing a Christian ideal.The cathedral administration declared that “this devil is too sublime.” The local press intimated that the work was distracting the “pretty penitent girls” who should have been listening to the sermons.” [x]

[The original ‘sublime’ version shown below, and the ‘revised’ one in the photoset above]

[kaon4shi-deactivated20160722]

> Make sculpture of the devil

> No this sculpture is too hot for church

> Make another one

> It’s even hotter

[lizzybenett]

casual compliments from girls I don't know > anything a boy has said to me, ever

[mymalawach]

[micdotcom]

Watch: This is so satisfying.