-Hawkguy-

im dougie and i like boobs [roleplay blog]

[bustedafuckingdougie]

Finally! A gossip blog with nice things to say....sorta

[bustedafuckingdougie]

All I want these days is a rubber duckie. I dont know why...but I do.

This has been news from Dougie. Enjoy.

[thatsociallyawkwardpenguin]

When people keep telling me to shave my beard and cut my hair but I don’t want to :-( YOU CAN’T MAKE ME.

[bustedafuckingdougie]

Yes I can

[chrvssypotter]

… That just seems difficult. :|

[bustedafuckingdougie]

I believe in us?

[chrvssypotter]

Sitting with Doug and watching all his Star Wars movies.

This year’s been so horrid.

Let it fucking end.

[bustedafuckingdougie]

Will you hold me until the end of time?

[chrvssypotter]

Foreber and eber.

[bustedafuckingdougie]

I hope that you can somehow shower with me too. You know, holding onto me.

[chrvssypotter]

Sitting with Doug and watching all his Star Wars movies.

This year’s been so horrid.

Let it fucking end.

[bustedafuckingdougie]

Will you hold me until the end of time?

[bustedafuckingdougie]

 Dougie decided to keep his clothes on this time, seeing as how it was Brett he was dealing with and did not want to scare him. So instead, he a skirt over his jeans (don’t worry it’s a festive skirt - Look the man has to be creative since the McFly album still isn’t out yet).

He hands over a large box filled with a small picture frame with a picture of him as Ward that says “RIP” with a note that says “He was awesome”, a gift card with $100 on it, and a CD that says “RIP Ward” with a bunch of sad songs on it.

He then took out a card out of his pocket in which he wrote “fuck money” on. He handed Brett the envelope which was literally just like a weekend trip to a Disney with a note that says “for baby human Brett” on the back.

“....You’re welcome.”

@crazyamazingatespionage

[bustedafuckingdougie]

Update: I miss my girlfriend.

[chrvssypotter]

Miss you more.

[bustedafuckingdougie]

Update: She misses me more but that’s not true. Because I miss her more than I miss....Harry’s....butt.

[bustedafuckingdougie]

Update: I miss my girlfriend.

[fckalexatl]

Ever have those moments where you think of something you thought you dealt with but apparently didn’t and it kinda bums you out for the day?

Besides, I’m sick and feeling sorry for myself. Not alcohol related this time. We’re all shocked, I know.

[bustedafuckingdougie]

Do you want me to punch someone in the genitals?

[kazza-gillz]

Guess who’s done filming in Hawaii and is finally back in LA?

I’M SO TIRED. I feel the need to sleep for like a week but I miss everyone so I’m gonna pay a lot of visits to my faves. I’m gonna miss working with Dwayne and Jack. I’ll have to invite them over one day to meet everyone and hang out.

It’s so good to be back, though. PARTY PARTY LIKE ALL THE LAME KIDS SAY.

[bustedafuckingdougie]

If this happens am I allowed to come? I’ll wear clothes.

[kazza-gillz]

Okay, you can come. I’LL BE NICE.

[bustedafuckingdougie]

THANK YOU. I also promise not to touch Dwayne inappropriately.

[kazza-gillz]

Guess who’s done filming in Hawaii and is finally back in LA?

I’M SO TIRED. I feel the need to sleep for like a week but I miss everyone so I’m gonna pay a lot of visits to my faves. I’m gonna miss working with Dwayne and Jack. I’ll have to invite them over one day to meet everyone and hang out.

It’s so good to be back, though. PARTY PARTY LIKE ALL THE LAME KIDS SAY.

[bustedafuckingdougie]

If this happens am I allowed to come? I’ll wear clothes.

[chrvssypotter]

… Sigh, okay, you don’t have to.

WOT SONG U MEAN M8 DUNNO WHAT UR TALKIN’ ABOUT R U TAKIN THE PISS

[bustedafuckingdougie]

Yay!

THAT ONE BY THE POLICE I THINK????

[lightningifs]

Stag do tomorrow night, lads. Suit up.

…actually don’t suit up it’s just gonna be beers and shit but I wanted to be cool like Barney 😔

[bustedafuckingdougie]

So I can’t show up naked?

[lightningifs]

You gotta wear clothes, pal.

[bustedafuckingdougie]

:( But why?

[lightningifs]

Stag do tomorrow night, lads. Suit up.

…actually don’t suit up it’s just gonna be beers and shit but I wanted to be cool like Barney 😔

[bustedafuckingdougie]

So I can’t show up naked?

[chrvssypotter]

Punch Harry, he probably deserves it.

… bye, NO. You’ve never seen me naked– EVER. I’m a never nude. How dare you.

[bustedafuckingdougie]

But he’s bae.

Do you always feel like somebody’s watchin you? To the tune of that one song?

[chrvssypotter]

NO. Just don’t look because fake nude me has big boobs and a grown female body. I don’t want fake me to take you away from real me, ok.

[bustedafuckingdougie]

Dammit I wanted to punch someone.

Is fake you a clone? Because I’d know the real you...AND YOUR NAKEDNESS.