chrishmswrths:
Anyone else get lost on this ship yet? I was walking around this morning after having breakfast in one of the little cafes and thought I was heading back towards my room but instead I ended up at the casino and that’s where I’ve been for the last few hours. I think I’m trapped here now. I’m scared to leave in case I end up even more lost so if you hear about a crazy Australian losing a lot of money then that’ll be me. I’m ready to be rescued and taken to a bar if anyone wants to save me.
A pro-tip: just sit down and cry and people will feel bad for you and help you. It’d probably work double for you ‘cause you’re pretty AND a boy, and when a boy cries, oof, you know it’s real.














