Lost In Reality

Luke Hemmings. I'm in a very serious band. I'm really into this pretty brunette girl who's like perfection, some kinda holiday (; Just a roleplaying blog (: Unfortunately not the real Luke!

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[thatsociallyawkwardpenguin]

disconnected | luke & kelli

Luke hadn't been away from the twins and his wife since tour had ended but now work had taken him to London. He was their visiting their label and going over some things. Being back in London always brought back a lot of memories for him, it was the place where things really took off for the band so it would always have a special place in his heart. Being in London also gave him a chance to catch up with some of his old friends that he hadn't seen in a while.

After spending some time with them, Luke sat on his bed in his hotel room with his laptop placed on his lap. He opened up Skype and called Kelli knowing it was only afternoon over there so they had plenty of time to talk.

[zvinjm-blog]

Why are you both so fucking extra @thatsociallyawkwardpenguin @thatweirdowithfivecolors

[thatsociallyawkwardpenguin]

You still love us!

[itsspidertom-blog]

Someone might need to send help. All I’ve done for most of the day is YouTube and it started off just watching some video game walkthroughs and now all of a sudden I’m stuck in some deep, dark place of weird videos. How does this happen? 

Hi, I’m Tom aka your current Spider-Man. Most of the time I have zero clue what’s going on unless it has to do with my dog. Probably why Marvel don’t trust me and never tell me anything.

[thatsociallyawkwardpenguin]

I get texts like this from Michael almost every single day. You guys would be good friends but he’s mine so you can’t.

I’m Luke one of your current 5SOS guys. We don’t make music anymore though.

[pezzalouedwards]

I love touring, the fans and performing so much but I’m exhausted. Hatchi has stolen most of my bunk space I don’t think I’ve had a proper sleep in a few days. 

Anyways hello I’m back! For those who don’t know though…l’m Perrie. Hi.

[thatsociallyawkwardpenguin]

You have to make sure you sleep Perrie!

Hi we missed you.

[thatsociallyawkwardpenguin]

I’m not a ghost so no.

[zvinjm-blog]

Constantly proving my point.

[thatsociallyawkwardpenguin]

Hi Zayn.

[wydkelli-blog]

Let me love my children.

[thatsociallyawkwardpenguin]

You are wasting money that could be used to buy tacos and that offends me.

[wydkelli-blog]

My days consists of taking care of babies and going to Target. 

I found Peter Pan and Tinkerbell costumes earlier today and while I don’t think the twins are going to be that for Halloween, I still bought them BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE AND I’M WEAK. 

[thatsociallyawkwardpenguin]

You need to stop.

[zvinjm-blog]

I know a lot of cool stuff happened this week but it really hurts my feelings that nobody is talking more about the Star Wars trailer and how Eminem basically slayed everyone’s entire existence.

Everyone needs to get their priorities in order.

[thatsociallyawkwardpenguin]

I’ve watched both things about ten times. Do you love me now Zayn?

[bryanatbh-blog]

It’s Sunday and the only thing I’m going to do all day is stay in bed, cuddle my dogs and binge watch Catfish. I need my Nev and Max fix.

There might be a point I get out to go for some coffee and food but that’s a big might. What’s everyone else’s plans for today?

[thatsociallyawkwardpenguin]

I want to practice my pie eating skills. I can live with the fact I was beat by Chris Pratt but not by Calum. It’s going to bother me for the rest of my life.

[wydkelli-blog]

… We’re divorcing. You’re cancelled.

[thatsociallyawkwardpenguin]

Pennywise deserves love too.

[thatsociallyawkwardpenguin]

gryffinlaur:

Maybe even before Michael.

Good because he’s mean.

[thatsociallyawkwardpenguin]

thatweirdowithfivecolors:

YEAH. BYE.

I’m heartbroken.

[thatsociallyawkwardpenguin]

wydkelli:

Okay no, that’s worse. I just love it too much. Babe, wyd.

You mean you don’t want to wake up next to Pennywise everyday?

[wydkelli-blog]

It’s too early in the morning. Stop with your face 😭

@thatsociallyawkwardpenguin

[thatsociallyawkwardpenguin]

I’ll wear a mask don’t worry.

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