Let The Mercury Flow

You shouldn't be here. ((Ask and RP blog for a fan-ichor named Orion. Ichors belong to arcanetyphoon.))

[but-then-again-who-does]

I'm not dead yet, oh no. 

Don't you fucking wish.

[killapunk]

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[but-then-again-who-does]

Oops.

[orizion]

Illicit

[but-then-again-who-does]

The blow dealt significant damage as it smashed him right in the center of his nervous system. His entire body spasmed as he let out a yowl, black oozing from his open mouth. 

After he’d recovered, still slightly shaking with his eye tightly shut, he lifted an arm and pointed it at her. Silver sparkling droplets began to form around him and condense into a long spear. “You…” 

[motorcity-mama-deactivated20150]

"What?" she put her hands on her hips, as if daring him to do something. She said nothing else, just glaring at him. Like hell was she going to let him talk constant shit about her and get away with it.

[but-then-again-who-does]

The spear shot right past her, missing her by inches, impaling a tree right behind her before dissolving into nothing but trickling mercury. "Never touch me again." 

[but-then-again-who-does]

"Well on MY planet, you humans are going extinct- your own fault entirely, by the way." He ran a hand through his hair, mindful of his mouth. "What, is that a threat? As if you could do anything to me." 

[motorcity-mama-deactivated20150]

At that final sentence The usually placid woman let loose. Years of fighting against pompous abusive assholes on behalf of those who couldn’t fight for themselves, and defending herself against people who thought they could take her on brought her arm back like a well oiled machine. 

She brought her fist forward with all the force and speed of a freight train, aimed right at his smarmy blue alien face.

[but-then-again-who-does]

The blow dealt significant damage as it smashed him right in the center of his nervous system. His entire body spasmed as he let out a yowl, black oozing from his open mouth. 

After he'd recovered, still slightly shaking with his eye tightly shut, he lifted an arm and pointed it at her. Silver sparkling droplets began to form around him and condense into a long spear. "You..." 

[wunderbrot]

the buugeng is a type of s-staff.

to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

[bendymish]

Accurate.

[1lazygenius]

GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

[mythicfictionist]

No but can you imagine how distracting and disconcerting it’d be to go up against someone with a weapon like that

You wouldn’t know where the fuck to look and you’d only figure out which part to focus on when it’s buried in your gut

[fargreencountryswiftsunrise]

A+ gif usage.

[but-then-again-who-does]

I could do with these.

[but-then-again-who-does]

"What! So I can’t tell humans apart from any other monstrous thing that walks around these parts, that shouldn’t make me a bad guy, dammit! And in case you haven’t noticed, there are many of us with just one eye! It’s how it’s meant to be!”

[motorcity-mama-deactivated20150]

"My entire planet is made of species with two or more eyes so maybe yer just a weirdo" she huffed, puffing out her cheeks. She didn’t very much like being insulted "Cut yer attitude before I cut it for yew, ya damn smurf."

[but-then-again-who-does]

"Well on MY planet, you humans are going extinct- your own fault entirely, by the way." He ran a hand through his hair, mindful of his mouth. "What, is that a threat? As if you could do anything to me." 

[beaulac-bath-house]

"How what?  you act as if you’ve never seen another of your kind." Yuviri gave his hips a little shake, laughing quietly to himself "What’s wrong? I thought you were tired of humans.”

[but-then-again-who-does]

"I am. Very tired of humans. Very very tired. But you know? I’m kinda tired of Ichors too at the moment! Ahaha, I think I should… Go home and… Rest, haha…" He took one step backwards, both baffled and horrified.

[beaulac-bath-house]

Yuviri’s eye half closed before he grabbed Orion’s wrist “Or maybe you should stay here.”

[but-then-again-who-does]

"Um, OH, oh, no, no no no, I really do think it's time I..." He snorted gently. "Let...Go..."

[motorcity-mama-deactivated20150]

"Wow fuck yew."

[but-then-again-who-does]

"No, thank you."

[motorcity-mama-deactivated20150]

"What gives yew the right ta talk about people like that, huh? If anything here is an it it’s yew ya freaky one eyed bastard."

[but-then-again-who-does]

"What! So I can't tell humans apart from any other monstrous thing that walks around these parts, that shouldn't make me a bad guy, dammit! And in case you haven't noticed, there are many of us with just one eye! It's how it's meant to be!"

[but-then-again-who-does]

Are people really swarming around here again? Really? Go away, nobody wants you here. 

[but-then-again-who-does]

I've been practicing with my mercury spears. I can run through up to three solid objects with the same spear before it liquifies. 

[but-then-again-who-does]

I've been doing such horrible things with Orion lately that I keep having to remind myself that he's not all bad and he truly does love the person he chooses to love. 

[an0nymart]

a cruel god

i feel bad for china’s bby

[but-then-again-who-does]

You can all honestly suck my dick.

[but-then-again-who-does]

looks like someone achieved godhood

[but-then-again-who-does]

humans are gross, but only when it's not me