[real-cryptid-friend-shep-239]

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[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

All right, friends of Shepard, B-list characters, pornbot groupies, Tumblr randos. It's almost time to save my pornbot boyfriend.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

On my mark, everyone cast the same spell. You cast it by reblogging this post with the spell. I'll tell you what it is in a minute. Make sure to tag #carry on pornbots so that people can block us if they want to, because this could get annoying. Alienating the rest of the fandom will only endanger Shepard further.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

As you cast, visualize sending all your good vibes, your hopes and prayers if you will, at @real-cryptid-friend-shep-239. We're killing the demon with kindness (but no the spell is not Kill 'em with kindness.)

[save-the-dolphins-370]

SHEP I'M COMING FOR YOU

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

That's the spirit. And... Care Bear Stare!

[butch4yourgirlfriend-422]

Care Bear Stare!

[butch4yourgirlfriend-422]

I hate you, too 💖💖

Who is this, again?