KING OF THE S(td)EAS

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[pusheen]

[save-the-dolphins-370]

@dumps-like-a-truck-364 💖🍑🔥😍

[save-the-dolphins-370]

HELLO I THINK YOUR CAPSLOCK IS STUCK.

THANK YOU FOR WARNING ME, KIND PERSON, I ALREADY HAVE HEALTH PROBLEMS AND I'D LIKE TO AVOID GETTING ANY MORE. I'LL HAVE THIS CAPSLOCK CHECKED BY A DOCTOR.

ANYWAY ARE YOU PERHAPS INTO TAILS?

[dumps-like-a-truck-364]

NO DOCTOR NEEDED FRIEND JUST DO WHAT I DO AND ASK YOUR GRANDCHILDREN!

That's what I just did! Tails are very nice.

Also I asked my husband and he said he's up for a third so I guess WE are into tails.

Do you like dumplings?

[save-the-dolphins-370]

MY GRANDCHILDREN DO NOT USE CELL PHONES. I DO JUST BECAUSE SHEPARD TAUGHT ME.

IT PLEASES ME THAT BOTH YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND ARE INTO TAILS. SHALL WE ARRANGE A MEETING?

I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THESE DUMPLINGS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM?

[dumps-like-a-truck-364]

YOU CAN MEET US AT OUR DUMPLING SHOP AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

[save-the-dolphins-370]

SOUNDS LOVELY. I'M EAGER HOW THESE DUMPLINGS WORK.

DO YOU HAVE A BATHTUB?

[dumps-like-a-truck-364]

WE HAVE A BATHTUB AND ALSO A SALTWATER HOT TUB IN THE GARDEN. PERFECT AFTER A DAY OF COOKING AND EATING LOTS OF DUMPLINGS AND WRANGLING GRANDCHILDREN.

[save-the-dolphins-370]

THIS SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM. I SHALL DEPART TOMORROW. EXPECT MY ARRIVAL WITHIN TWO BUSINESS DAYS UNLESS THE SEAS DECIDE TO BE IMPOLITE.

[save-the-dolphins-370]

HELLO I THINK YOUR CAPSLOCK IS STUCK.

THANK YOU FOR WARNING ME, KIND PERSON, I ALREADY HAVE HEALTH PROBLEMS AND I'D LIKE TO AVOID GETTING ANY MORE. I'LL HAVE THIS CAPSLOCK CHECKED BY A DOCTOR.

ANYWAY ARE YOU PERHAPS INTO TAILS?

[dumps-like-a-truck-364]

NO DOCTOR NEEDED FRIEND JUST DO WHAT I DO AND ASK YOUR GRANDCHILDREN!

That's what I just did! Tails are very nice.

Also I asked my husband and he said he's up for a third so I guess WE are into tails.

Do you like dumplings?

[save-the-dolphins-370]

MY GRANDCHILDREN DO NOT USE CELL PHONES. I DO JUST BECAUSE SHEPARD TAUGHT ME.

IT PLEASES ME THAT BOTH YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND ARE INTO TAILS. SHALL WE ARRANGE A MEETING?

I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THESE DUMPLINGS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM?

[dumps-like-a-truck-364]

YOU CAN MEET US AT OUR DUMPLING SHOP AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

[save-the-dolphins-370]

SOUNDS LOVELY. I'M EAGER HOW THESE DUMPLINGS WORK.

DO YOU HAVE A BATHTUB?

[save-the-dolphins-370]

HELLO I THINK YOUR CAPSLOCK IS STUCK.

THANK YOU FOR WARNING ME, KIND PERSON, I ALREADY HAVE HEALTH PROBLEMS AND I'D LIKE TO AVOID GETTING ANY MORE. I'LL HAVE THIS CAPSLOCK CHECKED BY A DOCTOR.

ANYWAY ARE YOU PERHAPS INTO TAILS?

[dumps-like-a-truck-364]

NO DOCTOR NEEDED FRIEND JUST DO WHAT I DO AND ASK YOUR GRANDCHILDREN!

That's what I just did! Tails are very nice.

Also I asked my husband and he said he's up for a third so I guess WE are into tails.

Do you like dumplings?

[save-the-dolphins-370]

MY GRANDCHILDREN DO NOT USE CELL PHONES. I DO JUST BECAUSE SHEPARD TAUGHT ME.

IT PLEASES ME THAT BOTH YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND ARE INTO TAILS. SHALL WE ARRANGE A MEETING?

I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THESE DUMPLINGS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM?

[save-the-dolphins-370]

HELLO I THINK YOUR CAPSLOCK IS STUCK.

THANK YOU FOR WARNING ME, KIND PERSON, I ALREADY HAVE HEALTH PROBLEMS AND I'D LIKE TO AVOID GETTING ANY MORE. I'LL HAVE THIS CAPSLOCK CHECKED BY A DOCTOR.

ANYWAY ARE YOU PERHAPS INTO TAILS?

[real-cryptid-friend-shep-239]

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[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

All right, friends of Shepard, B-list characters, pornbot groupies, Tumblr randos. It's almost time to save my pornbot boyfriend.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

On my mark, everyone cast the same spell. You cast it by reblogging this post with the spell. I'll tell you what it is in a minute. Make sure to tag #carry on pornbots so that people can block us if they want to, because this could get annoying. Alienating the rest of the fandom will only endanger Shepard further.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

As you cast, visualize sending all your good vibes, your hopes and prayers if you will, at @real-cryptid-friend-shep-239. We're killing the demon with kindness (but no the spell is not Kill 'em with kindness.)

[save-the-dolphins-370]

SHEP I'M COMING FOR YOU

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

That's the spirit. And... Care Bear Stare!

[raeny-day]

CARE BEAR STARE!

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

Again. RAMMING SPEED!

[raeny-day]

Another one? … okay!

CARE BEAR STARE!

[imagineacoolusername]

CARE BEAR STARE!

[hung-for-your-pleasure-342]

*GASP*

I'm free!!!!

[forabeatofadrum]

PENNY WHAT DO WE DO

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

I was temporarily possessing Malcolm and got mixed up. THIS IS VERY ADVANCED MAGIC OKAY. Where the hell is Shepard

[all-monsters-befriended-223]

Hi guys this is Shepard! I’m free! I don’t really know how but I suspect it was thanks to all my friends!

[save-the-dolphins-370]

SHEP MY DEAR YOU'RE BACK

[real-cryptid-friend-shep-239]

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[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

All right, friends of Shepard, B-list characters, pornbot groupies, Tumblr randos. It's almost time to save my pornbot boyfriend.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

On my mark, everyone cast the same spell. You cast it by reblogging this post with the spell. I'll tell you what it is in a minute. Make sure to tag #carry on pornbots so that people can block us if they want to, because this could get annoying. Alienating the rest of the fandom will only endanger Shepard further.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

As you cast, visualize sending all your good vibes, your hopes and prayers if you will, at @real-cryptid-friend-shep-239. We're killing the demon with kindness (but no the spell is not Kill 'em with kindness.)

[save-the-dolphins-370]

SHEP I'M COMING FOR YOU

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

That's the spirit. And... Care Bear Stare!

[raeny-day]

CARE BEAR STARE!

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

Again. RAMMING SPEED!

[youre-an-apocryphal-concept-223]

Keep going, everyone! I've grown attached to the NPC

[god-is-a-lie-342]

[save-the-dolphins-370]

CARE BEAR STARE!!!!!!!

[real-cryptid-friend-shep-239]

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[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

All right, friends of Shepard, B-list characters, pornbot groupies, Tumblr randos. It's almost time to save my pornbot boyfriend.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

On my mark, everyone cast the same spell. You cast it by reblogging this post with the spell. I'll tell you what it is in a minute. Make sure to tag #carry on pornbots so that people can block us if they want to, because this could get annoying. Alienating the rest of the fandom will only endanger Shepard further.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

As you cast, visualize sending all your good vibes, your hopes and prayers if you will, at @real-cryptid-friend-shep-239. We're killing the demon with kindness (but no the spell is not Kill 'em with kindness.)

[save-the-dolphins-370]

SHEP I'M COMING FOR YOU

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

That's the spirit. And... Care Bear Stare!

[butch4yourgirlfriend-422]

Care Bear Stare!

[the-other-one-342]

Care Bear Stare!

[dumps-like-a-truck-364]

CARE BEAR STARE!

[i-eat-the-cake-422]

Care Bear Stare!

[save-the-dolphins-370]

CARE BEAR STARE!

[real-cryptid-friend-shep-239]

☆○ ☆□ □● ◇0 □☆ ☆○ ☆● □♧ ◇0 ☆● □♧ ◇0 □♧ ☆○ ☆□ □0 ◇0 ☆■ □◇ ☆F ☆D ◇0 ☆F ☆D ☆♡ ☆○ ☆♡ ◇0 □☆ ☆○ ☆□ ◇0 ☆☆ ☆□ ☆D ☆F ☆E ◇0 ☆● □♧ ◇0 ☆E ☆♡ ☆D ☆□ ☆☆ ◇0 □☆ ☆F □● ☆F □☆ ☆♡ □☆ ☆○ ☆F ☆E ◇0 ☆♡ ☆E ☆☆ ◇0 ☆♧ ☆♡ ☆E ◇0 ☆◇ ☆□ ◇0 ☆B ☆● ☆C ☆C ☆□ ☆☆ ◇0 ☆● ☆■ ◇0 ☆○ ☆□ ◇0 □♧ □☆ ☆F □0 □♧ ◇0 ☆♤ ☆□ □☆ □☆ ☆● ☆E ☆♤ ◇0 ☆○ ☆F □♧ □☆ □♧

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

All right, friends of Shepard, B-list characters, pornbot groupies, Tumblr randos. It's almost time to save my pornbot boyfriend.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

On my mark, everyone cast the same spell. You cast it by reblogging this post with the spell. I'll tell you what it is in a minute. Make sure to tag #carry on pornbots so that people can block us if they want to, because this could get annoying. Alienating the rest of the fandom will only endanger Shepard further.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

As you cast, visualize sending all your good vibes, your hopes and prayers if you will, at @real-cryptid-friend-shep-239. We're killing the demon with kindness (but no the spell is not Kill 'em with kindness.)

[save-the-dolphins-370]

SHEP I'M COMING FOR YOU

[save-the-dolphins-370]

ANYONE INTO TAILS?

[lost-to-the-mist-223]

Ohh, for sshure

(@not-on-my-mountain-223)

[save-the-dolphins-370]

IS THIS ABOUT DRAGONS AGAIN

[save-the-dolphins-370]

ANYONE INTO TAILS?

[that-crippled-princess]

I know Baz is into dragon tails.

[save-the-dolphins-370]

WHAT ABOUT FISH TAILS

[save-the-dolphins-370]

ANYONE INTO TAILS?

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

Do you have a plan to save Shep?

Yes and it starts with solving this puzzle.

What questions do you ask to which god?

[martsonmars]

but do the three gods all speak the same language?

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

How is this taking you so long? Just cast See the matrix and it'll be obvious.

[onepintobean]

sorry we were finishing up a game of 20 questions. we're on it now.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

I have to do everything myself around here.

[other-girls-definitely-count-342]

You'll have my staff.

[bucklemeup342]

And my buckle!

[martsonmars]

[level-me-up-223]

Can Normals help??

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

Yes, though it pains me to say it. Anyone with a tumblr account can help, Normal, mage, vampire, pornbot, human.

[bad-attitude-great-seat-342]

Penny what are you up to now?

[demoninpossessionofafortune-422]

Is this about saving my ex Shepard?

[bad-attitude-great-seat-342]

Wait a demon dated penny's current boyfriend? Why Penny?

[demoninpossessionofafortune-422]

He was my fiance and Penny stole him from me.

[bad-attitude-great-seat-342]

Of course she did. Sigh

[i-eat-the-cake-422]

I'll bring snacks.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

I just wish more of Shep's friends would help out. There are so many people who owe Shep a favor. Like, for example,

Sid / the Insidious Humdrum The rest of the Bunces Bigfoot Minty Sasha Micah Debbie Mordelia Keris Swithin Rhys Trixie The dryad The rats The goats The merwolves Goblins Numpties Miss Possibelf the merperson who knocked Shepard up The either/orcs the drunken ditch imp who told him about Lamb Debbie the tree person barkeep Kipper

You know just hypothetically speaking

[save-the-dolphins-370]

HELPING SHEP IS THE LEAST I COULD DO AFTER OUR LITTLE INCIDENT