the spire cranes. its statue is an aviary.

Kat. Disaster Bisexual. Heavy on the disaster. Also heavy on the bisexual. kittygodeadly on ao3.

[yournonbinarypal]

[teathattast]

[dumbpuppyfag]

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

[anxietyproblem]

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[sitting-on-me-bum]

A red fox snacking on a plum.

FREDERIC DESMETTE / BIOSPHOTO / MINDEN PICTURES

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[enki2]

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[wizardarchetypes]

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

[wizardarchetypes]

[goth-queen]

[spicedream]

do you come from the stars or rise from the black pit?

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from Satan or from God, who cares?

[bobbole]

Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian in ivory and coral from Trapani, 1700

[3friesshortofahappymeal]

@butjustourselves

[butjustourselves]

Hi my name is D’ante Durante di Alighiero degli Alighieri and I have long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Virgil (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Beatrice but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m also a poet, and I visited Hell. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black shirt with matching lace around it and a black leather doublet, pink chausses and black combat boots. I was walking outside the San Miniato al Monte. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Black Guelphs stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[shiftythrifting]

Someone’s meatloaf recipe on the shelf

you can tell they've broke it out 120 times so it's gotta be good I guess