the council should smoke some weed

i am normal about star wars | ao3

[bladling]

anakin underestimated the power of they/them pussy

commission for @jedibongrip based on this post. thank u so much! || ko-fi

[alilyhn]

[thepoetsarejust]

the ways shane has influenced pop culture in my head:

1. a canadian team bringing home the cup for the first time in like 20 years would have made sooo much noise, shane hollander basically put canada on the map.

2. obviously he is tumblr's boy of the year. along with superwholock.

3. in the wake of his insane b2b run there's something like linsanity happening within asian diaspora communities. shanesanity if you will. asians in hockey numbers rise up by 120% after the second stanley cup. despite this, just like in NBA, there's barely 4 asians that make it to the NHL after him.

4a. i hate to say this but. drake referenced him in his songs. something about. i learned it from shane holly y'all can never check me. back to back for those that didn't get it. and yes of course the cover is shane's stanley cup photo. you know the one.

4b. and yes when eventually in 2025 drake has his big cancellation at the superbowl, some beat reporter asks what shane thinks of drake v kendrick, and shane ofc thought he'd side with the canadian. he had to make a clarification on twitter. 

4c. ilya tweeted like "shane don't have internet sorry about him 🙁"

5. shane's face is all over montreal like shohei ohtani is all over tokyo.

6. shane gets tapped for a tim horton's commercial once and basically ate their donuts like the mcdonald's CEO and was again cancelled on twitter.

7. post outing hockey shot up into stratospheric popularity a la f1. in fact people know hockey as that one sport with the gay asian and russian. shane hates this with a burning passion. it's the fault of that one tweet that was like "so in football terms this is kinda like if messi and ronaldo are fucking" and had 47M views.

[kirab0sh1]

reverse au obiani

master ani & knight obi

[sowhatifiliveinfukuoka]

Laura Dern (Lula Fortune)

🎥 Wild At Heart (1990)

[its-a-seikret]

Tbh I don't understand anyone who denies their favorite character's flaws and acts like they've never done anything wrong when that is like consistently the most interesting part of any character ever

[rotsnovelization]

Revenge of the Sith (2005) dir. George Lucas

[matt-mercer-deactivated20231105]

Maggie Cheung wears a different cheongsam dress in each scene. There were 46 dresses in total, though not all made it to the final cut.

In the Mood for Love I 花樣年華 (2000), dir. Wong Kar-wai

– costume design by William Chang

[tesb]

STAR WARS: MAUL – SHADOW LORD (2026) Chapter 10: The Dark Lord

[fuckrozanov]

no one deserves to get railed within an inch of their life more than shane hollander…

[fuckrozanov]

he thought he was doomed he thought it was over and then that 6.5 inch 9 incher saved him

[of-nyon]

girl help they're taking my fave's extremely thin veneer of swaggering overconfidence at face value

[russianblush]

#happypridemonth

[inubaki]

Eternity In Your Arms

—-

In the quiet eternity of the Force, Anakin and Obi-Wan finally have the conversation—and the touch—they were denied in life.

-by @kirlenawrites

Commission I bought from NeeseDraws! I post both story and artist down below. Happy Pride Month! —-

story

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Artist

https://www.etsy.com/shop/NeeseDraws?ref=yr_purchases

[gaynehollander]

The “do you want to know how it feels, holding the cup?” is genuinely such a fucking cunty comment and all Shane does is throw his underwear at Ilya and then grin like he’s so proud of himself.

What I’m saying is this, sometimes Ilya will say something to Shane in front of the Centaurs that makes the whole locker room freeze up because if they said that shit to their own partners, they would be in the doghouse for months. But Shane will just shove Ilya or punch him in the shoulder and then they grin at each other like it was the funniest shit ever.

They learn the hard way that although there seems to be no boundry to what Ilya can chirp Shane with, the same does not apply to anyone else. If anyone makes a comment to Shane that is deemed not appropriately playful, you will be facing the wrath of his husband and you will wish you were dead.

[virgoos]

Saw a TikTok that said imagine little Anakin writing his name like Ana-Kin to be the same as Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon and I’m actually not ok 😭😭😭😭

😭😭 this is so cute. and I feel like it such a typical kid thing lol where you decide you want to try going by some nickname or derivative of your name and you like, soft launch it by writing it on your paper at school nonchalantly lol

imagine anakin gets one of his assignments back and obi-wan finds it in their quarters with Ana-Kin Skywalker carefully written out and obi-wan is like 🤨

[asters-28]

me v the freaky child i adopted

[urie]

shane getting concussed at the game serves a similar narrative beat as the newswoman shooting herself in the head on air the morning after ryan fucks brendon for the first time in throam volume 1. is a post i could make on this website