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My name is Grady Patrick. I am 22 originally from Chicago. I love music. And animals. And babies. I like a lot of things...

[bonerfart]

my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?

me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there 

[best-of-memes]

[hi]

I wish there was a bug repellent spray but instead it kept people away

[sy--kh]

[addelburgh]

[cutemeanie-deactivated20160214]

will you guys shut the fuck up im trying to sleep

[stability]

[marlene]

If you’re ever in need of $50 nail polish that you could also kill a man with, Sephora’s got you covered.

[kellysue]

Well hello there.

[berniesandersdms]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m a bit surprised that I have never met a person with a pet named Peeve.

[weloveshortvideos]

I fucking love this

[boredpanda]

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

[sourcedumal]

Lmfaoooooo children will roast you. Truly

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

The 5-year-old is SAVAGE. LOL

[boredpanda]

[catchingeverdeen]

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

Book

Orders

And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

[ningcomepoop-blog]

love

[tessaviolet-deactivated20190521]

seriously the best ever.

[italktosnakes]

This was actually my childhood. 

[carolina-girl]

Wish they had these I high school

[jokelifeclub]

My mom used to help out with these, so I always got first look at the books.

[maddeningthing-deactivated20170]

[garbage1995]

the tide: *is high*

me: *is holdin on*

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

[thebelchers]

[young-replica]

[blindedlife]

this is the single cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life