and we woke up. eventually.

call me sy. i love horseshoe crabs and pangolins. 28 | they/them

[sy--kh]

making a pinned because about tabs are outdated and nobody reads descriptions.

call me sy. i’m 28, a queer nonbinary whore and i use they/them pronouns.

this blog is an unsafe place for TERFs/SWERFs, racists and antisemites, nazis, right-wingers, cops, pro-lifers, and anyone who feels in innate need to force their beliefs in ways unavoidable by those uninterested.

if my using the words queer or faggot abhors you, go elsewhere. we love the trannies and the sex workers here. respect them or bury yourself.

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here’s the actual “about me” part.

i’m 28. i wear mostly black and sometimes pastel pink. i’m what is colloquially called a professional dog person.

i have a lot of tattoos and always want more. i collect crystals and bones and have a tarot deck that i don’t know how to use.

i play a lot of video games and i draw sometimes. i’m trying to draw more but it hasn’t been happening bc i’ve been moving. that’s what i keep telling myself. i love love love character creating and i have a bunch of ocs.

i have severe depression and anxiety.

i like most people. just don’t be rude and be considerate and empathetic to those around you. everyone’s fighting their own battles every day. don’t make being around you another one they have to face.

i love you, stay hydrated, ACAB <3

[croaksac]

via Seattle Times:

Local Ballard raccoon has been spotted thriving in a remarkably unique and charming body

Yes he(?)'s actually factually real and has even been given an extremely millennial nickname: Jimothy. Wildlife experts advise everyone to just leave him alone and let him live his life

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[parasocialites]

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[onetine]

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[morganitism]

Haha I love the transfem tag being infested by porn bots. Hahahaha

[morganitism]

Oh and the Black tags too. Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[morganitism]

Don't you love only existing to be sexualized by people who would rather die than treat you like a human being

[morganitism]

Nod nod

[micromontage]

I'm like if a

Who cares. Let's run away. I don't care anymore

[xylophonetangerine]

I didn't even know they had a category for that

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Hollywood really could have that category

[faneth]

why is it always puppies tho? theres so many baby animals in this world. be a baby pangolin in your kink roleplay

[faneth]

so you think puppies deserve to be in pain, noted

[sy--kh]

op do u wanna see my pangolin tattoo

[faneth]

i do i dooo

[sy--kh]

:3

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[depsidase]

[eebie]

[smute]

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

[smute]

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

[sabertoothwalrus]

can i see the goose pls

BEHOLD. THE GOOS

[sabertoothwalrus]

I thought this looked like it'd be easy to paint and it was

[depsidase]

[hagiomoto]

1 July 2026

[dragongirlsweetie]

i do think oil executives should be considered mass murderers and treated as such. they knew this was going to happen