You Know I Had To Do It To 'em

[byjove]

Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.

[byjove]

Don’t let workplace safety be YOUR Achilles heel.

[pooslie]

[girlnephew]

[eloso]

Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[teathattast]

[cikero]

remember.

richer than you = parents’ money

Nicer apartment/house = parents’ money

smarter than you = they’re actually dumb as fuck

better job = nepo hire

Hotter than you = plastic surgery and ozempic

NEVER. STOP. COPING. NEVER IMPROVE YOURSELF. ALWAYS BLAME ON EXTERNAL FACTORS

[pisboy]

“widow is dressed sexy to distract and seduce her enemies”

she’s a sniper

[pisboy]

*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*

[hollowtones]

if a counter-sniper catches even a WHIFF of her baja blast tittums then all of the blood in their body IMMEDIATELY rushes to their Penas & balls and it stays there. they will drop dead in seconds

[sandmandaddy69]

[kosmogrl]

[railroadsoftware]

got 4 words for ya: bagel and cream cheese. here’s another: coffee…..

[relishboi]

in the war grounds, in the troubled waters, i stay fresh as shit for my bitches always

[vergak]

[shadow-posession-jutsu]

for those interested in cowboy hat pet pics

[4outof20]

genuine question

[devilleworship]

saw this on Insta and the idea that people who are anti-AI are just using it anyway like... willing to give it up? I ACTIVELY AVOID THAT SHIT BUD! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

ALSO

It's not as if this shit has been around SOOO LONG. We all existed JUST FINE before this shit became THE THING someone decided to shove in our face like...

[beggars-opera]

I saw a response to this going around that basically said "this is like a meth head asking someone who's never done drugs how they could possibly survive a day without meth"

[my-slideshow-wmv]

fjkljdsh

[miskhos]

tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

[pansyfemme]

there was an angry birds movie once. im sorry- thats all i can remember

[funstyle]

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.