[faggottt]

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

[kaijuno]

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

[bonyassfish]

[kaijuno]

Yeah okay that’s fair

[catchymemes]

Weird memories

[xxtc-96xx]

these hit me so hard with memories of elementary school, I got whiplash 

[childhoodnostalgias]

memories…

[steampunktendencies]

Vampire Hunter Kit

“Cased vampire killing kit, in a rosewood and ebony case with inlaid silver stringing and mother-of-pearl inlaid plaque. Contents include a black powder percussion 2-barrel pistol, a powder horn and bullet mold, bone handled dagger with crucifix, three small crucifixes, mallet and two wooden stakes, book of common prayer, two small framed portraits of Jesus, holy water and four glass vials with crystals. 4"H x 16"W x 9.75"D, Circa - 19th C”. [Propnomicon]

[youforgivehowgodforgives]

[fangwhoria]

[holyfoal-moved-deactivated20230]

[filmouts]

#father mando be testing grogu’s name with amusement and still can’t believe it

[that-crazy-goldfish]

Went to a restaurant that had koi and took these absolutely atrocious pictures of them

[anakin-skywalker]

Literally no one: Anakin Skywalker: ¯\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)_/¯

[africant]

[semifinaldestination-deactivate]

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

[mjalti]

[ruinedchildhood]

The Powerpuff Girls S01E09

[toastbutteregg]

[twinklemelo]

we stan one muppet. and its janice

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

i was having a baller day until the memories resurfaced

[weirdnessisgood]

[dudettte]

The math books warned us about you

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[propitlikeithot]

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

[c-o-n-e-bvse]

Shit yall

[gbabeeshanz]

I feel so old

😩😩

[dmvkidcudi]

The fact that there are little people alive who don’t know a thing about this is crazy

[crochetninja]

[human-power]

dancing around your room to music is one of the ultimate forms of self care