“What Fools These Mortals Be!”

Christ follower / media enjoyer (in that order)

[markerofthemidnight]

you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now

[girlmostlikely]

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

God's well aware that I'm not his strongest soldier and he's not giving me his toughest battles, but I won't lie the battles I am getting are kicking my ass

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Women between 25 and 40:

Have you ever been on a date?

Yes, 5 first dates or fewer.

Yes, 6 first dates or more.

No.

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

[irisharchaeology]

From a 9th century Irish manuscript, the phrase ‘massive hangover’ (Latheirt) written in the ancient Irish text Ogham. The monk must have been having a very rough day…..

Source 

[be-bhinn]

The exact translation is “ale killed us” which is somehow better

[citadelofthestars]

they say the only way is through and brother. im going through it.

[blushingjhope]

[bapouro]

watching invader zim feels like looking back at a powerful and ancient civilisation which kickstarted society as we know it but the society as we know it is 00s style random humour 

[bapouro]

like you watch it and gir makes a “TACOS!!” joke and your first thought is “haha, they mustve been influenced by the humour of the time” but no. then you remember zim was before all that, it was the birth mother, the alpha and the omega. zim did it first.

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

[lesbiandartagnan]

"what have you been up to lately?" is my least favorite question because i don't know how to tell people all i do is go clinically insane over characters in a 200 year old book

[buttercupsdagger]

some of you need to get your priorities straight (stay home from work to play tumblr with me)

[acidtheater]

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[argentavis]

hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[rifa]

Hate how much A Little Treat has infested me. Any small discomfort and I'm immediately like oooo maybe exchanging money for goods and services will fix this situation.