“What Fools These Mortals Be!”

Christ follower / media enjoyer (in that order)

[substandard-intuition]

The Pentagon's top scientists are working on an even wetter baby carrot to sell in supermarkets

[dragongirlsweetie]

do NOT let people enjoy things. hold the line

[minxitsy]

[kosmogrl]

[buttercupsdagger]

Curse my need to try every pina colada flavored product I encounter

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup

[8syntheticanimal8]

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

[swbracere]

The entirety of the first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants lmao

[youngmikosbabymama]

This is gonna be the phone in bed that saves me

[pukicho]

Back in the past this blog was run by another person who happened to be me but much worse.

[cocksuredness-deactivated202410]

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

[sacred-portal]

[koiagain]

How early is too early to say I love You to your tumblr mutual

[hamletpolny]

sir, that’s my emotional support imaginary world

[bakwaaas]

I hear that

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[smsomah]

they need to release new sleeping positions