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Made by someone who may or may not be as funny as they think they are.

[swbracere]

I think Pavlov and Schrödinger should kiss

you know, Pavlov’s Dog, Scheödinger’s Cat? They were made for each other.

More specifically, I think they should have a 50/50 chance to kiss in a dark room, with no observers, while a bell is ringing, to condition them to pucker their lips when a bell is rung, even when there is no kiss recipient.

[swbracere]

I wasn’t the first person to come up with this ship idea. The Mythical King of Athens came up with it before me. I guess I should’ve credited him when I wrote it at first. I think he named it after himself: The Ship of Theseus

[swbracere]

I think Pavlov and Schrödinger should kiss

you know, Pavlov’s Dog, Scheödinger’s Cat? They were made for each other.

More specifically, I think they should have a 50/50 chance to kiss in a dark room, with no observers, while a bell is ringing, to condition them to pucker their lips when a bell is rung, even when there is no kiss recipient.

[unpeeled-human]

[writing-prompt-s]

Your date has just arrived but instead of the bombshell you saw on the app, an eldritch horror mass of tendrils walks into the cafe and greets you by your username; turns out you've been catfished by an eldritch angelic being curious about humans and affection

[swbracere]

”You were describable in your profile picture”

[swbracere]

I just had a revelation

The Mario Kart item “Triple Mushrooms” is the Thursday of Mario Kart items

[punkitt-is-here]

[i-am-a-fish]

have you considered the benefits of getting yourself a little treat

[swbracere]

can I has a little salami?

[flower-cute-posts]

[ampervadasz]

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

[the-big-mood]

She made a ball pit for him and look how happy he is ☺️ (insta)

[swbracere]

This video is a good video. It gives me some faith in humanity

[probablybadrpgideas]

A goblin appears before you on the path to the city! What do you do?

Prepare to fight

Try to sneak around her

Ask where she's off to

Flirt with her

Pickpocket her as you go by

Voting ended onSep 29, 2025

[probablybadrpgideas]

She's heading into the forest to collect bugs! How do you respond?

Ew gross

Offer to help

Walk away silently

Beat her up

Suggest she come check out city bugs

Voting ended onSep 30, 2025

[probablybadrpgideas]

She's thrilled at your offer! Where do you want to try?

The babbling brook

The tall yew tree

The sunny clearing

The spooky cave

Voting ended onOct 1, 2025

[probablybadrpgideas]

She warns you to be careful to wash your hands when you're done, because yew trees are highly toxic!

Eat some leaves

Eat some berries

Trick her into eating some berries

Attack her while she's distracted

Flirt

Gather aphids

Gather caterpillars

Leave politely

Gather spider mites

Gather mealybugs

Chop of some wood to make a bow

Explore around the tree while she works

Voting ended onOct 2, 2025

*chop off, you can't edit polls

[probablybadrpgideas]

I haven't forgotten about our goblin friend!

What do you do with the caterpillars?

Hand them over and leave

Eat them

Leave with them

Offer them as a romantic gift

Use them to lull her into a false sense of security, then strike

Give them to her normal styles

Voting ended onOct 8, 2025

[probablybadrpgideas]

She thanks you and reminds you wash your hands, before turning to walk home

It's time to strike! (attack)

It's time to strike! (pickpocket)

Flirt before it's too late

Continue your journey to the city

Offer to walk her home platonically

Keep hanging out by the tree

Voting ended onOct 9, 2025

[probablybadrpgideas]

She thanks you for your help and wishes you luck on your journey!

[swbracere]

please give us an option to wash our hands, I am incredibly stressed out

[pukicho]

My flashlight is 7000 lumens. Yours is a pitiful 5000 lumens. You are nothing to me.

You’re the second person who has belittled my flashlight. I am very proud of my bright flashlight. I think it’s the coolest thing ever. I once brought it into a forest and the entire forest was lit up - that’s what my flashlight can do and I'm proud of it for doing that.

[quelend-underground]

Sorry but there's clearly darkness visible here. Not impressive

[pukicho]

Here's max setting

[swbracere]

[i-am-a-fish]

I needed a new post on here to fill my quota. please just act like this is a normal post. the higher ups never check

[swbracere]

fish, you should join the union, you get so many more paid days off

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

mmmmmmmilk duds

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*snickers*

[multigoddamntrash]

well don’t you have some nice twix up your sleeves

[grizabellasolo]

I’ll pay you a hundred grand to stop this

[goweninsane]

Talk about a payday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you’re all a bunch of nerds

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you think you’re real smarties but actually i’m surrounded by dumdums 

[4evrawsm]

That was a warhead of an insult you dropped there…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hush up you airhead 

[hbh-throwaway-blog]

these are very candy-corny

[synthetic-sonata]

these jokes are lifesavers

[focussoup]

Y’all need to take-five and think about what you’re doing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

don’t spoil the fun, lemonhead

[0bubbledragon0]

well this was a fun dip into madness

[swbracere]

to fight this pun war I’d have to acquire multiple guns and then I’d probably cry afterwards. How about 3 musket? *tears*

[bakersfield-row]

[swbracere]

muscle memory is stored in the balls

[randomitemdrop]

Item: a couple of partially-eaten nickels