God’s Eepiest Soldier

Welcome to my blog. Collection of anything I find funny or interesting. I’m pretty shy so I don’t talk much.

[loveridden1999]

realest ever

[wordx]

i think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[catchymemes]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[northirish]

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

[descensos]

scrolling through tumblr posts: patriot, vampire, patriot, nationalist, mental retard, mental retard, a scared man

[girlstressed]

jobs for girls who feel like theyll always be lonely

[dogpuppy]

[edgar-allan-possum]

Oh how could you say such a thang Thursday

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

[hauntanelle]

one must imagine the tumblr mutual happy

[unrelenting-usurper]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[imjunebitch]

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you