"It's not a problem if you don't look up"

Don’t ask about my name 😂

[b2-hates-you]

2 years with my best friend. so lucky to find you and even luckier to love you. thank you for being my biggest fan and loving me regardless of my flaws. love raising charmander with you and can’t wait for more kitties (and kiddos) one day 💕 you’re the love of my life and i’m so thankful everyday to love and be loved by you.

happy anniversary.

@butterdick-jones

[butterdick-jones]

#happy anniversary #i love you #im a lucky guy ❤️

[b2-hates-you]

you are my favorite, and forever, valentine. thanks for making loving you so easy. can’t wait to do this forever💕

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@butterdick-jones

[b2-hates-you]

I’ve really been dating my favorite person for almost a year and a half. but that time feels so short when I plan to be with him forever 💓

@butterdick-jones

[butterdick-jones]

Love you 😘

[biconollie]

I’m absolutely LOSING it

[b2-hates-you]

my heart is so happy with you💓

@butterdick-jones

[b2-hates-you]

hey friends, this is an appreciation post for myself bc I actually feel so confident in bathing suits this summer

[butterdick-jones]

😍

[b2-hates-you]

felt cute, probably won’t delete later

[b2-hates-you]

1 year with my best friend in the whole world. thank you for being you and loving me unconditionally. there’s no one else I’d rather blast Hamilton with. These are just some of my favorite memories with you in the past year, there’s plenty more not pictured☺️. I’m thankful for every pizza night and every night when we feel like socializing and being a part of the real world. Thank you for every kiss, cuddle, hug, massage, and just knowing exactly how to make me feel better. You are my favorite person in the whole world. Thank you for helping me be the happiest little bean I can be. I love you and I can’t wait for even more years together❣️

@butterdick-jones

[b2-hates-you]

can you BELIEVE i’ve almost been with my favorite person on the planet for a YEAR?

@butterdick-jones

[b2-hates-you]

hi bean, just made some cute gifs of you. I love you so much and am so thankful i’ve got to spend over 10 months with you. thank you for making all my days better and loving me through everything. you are the best thing that’s ever happened to me and I truly love you the most. I love your smile and the way you look at me. my favorite thing about you is that you always want to make me laugh, no matter what. can’t wait to grow old with you one day, I fall more in love with you each day 🥰

@butterdick-jones

[chrxs-art]

opportunity rover: my battery is low and it is getting dark

me, already on the phone begging nasa to send me to mars so i can help her:

[byjove]

you’ve heard of: getting emotionally attached to your roomba

now get ready for: genuinely mourning the mars rover like a deceased loved one  

[byjove]

SHE SERVED MANKIND FOR SO MANY YEARS AND NOW SHE’S JUST LAYING UP THERE COLD AND ALONE UNDER A COVER OF DUST TAKEN FROM US BY A SPACE STORM AND SHE WILL NOT BE GIVEN A PROPER RESTING PLACE UNTIL HUMANS REACH MARS AND RETRIEVE HER 

[b2-hates-you]

happy valentine’s day like 2 minutes late to my favorite boy in the whole world. I love you most @butterdick-jones

[gahdamnpunk]

PLUS!!:

Toxic for rabbits: Anise, Clove, Oregano, Tea Tree, Wintergreen Safe for rabbits: Lavender, lemon, orange, fennel,  eucalyptus and peppermint, all should be diluted with water!

[fourteen--steps]

You can’t dilute oils in water, you have to use a carrier oil. But in general just! Do NOT use ANY essential oils around animals in ANY way period. 

[kai-ni]

^^^

DO NOT USE ANY ESSENTIAL OILS AROUND ANIMALS AT ALL, PERIOD. THIS LIST IS BULLSHIT.

N O  N  E  ARE SAFE. JUST DO NOT

And you don’t dilute them in water jfc oil doesn’t. do that. in water. I hate this post whenever I see it

[chickenfarmersan]

[the-minecraft-funnies]

me running around on peaceful mode

[mslanna]

But everybody knows that the REAL reward for finishing a side quest is to have it off the quest list and its markers removed from the map.