eternal john deacon enthusiast

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

okay but honestly why bowser? why is it always bowser? like why does evey internet horny thing keep leading back to bowser? what is it about this lizard that makes everyone horny? 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

thank you brave research team 

[screamingbug]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[screamingbug]

okay, i hate men

[joemazzhello]

Joe Mazzello’s Tummy: A study 

[ylly22]

[butterflydeaky]

i love u

[eltonjohn]

Elton and husband David Furnish at The Lion King London premiere. 🚀

www.eltonjohn.com 

[youre-in-the-jungle-baby]

Appetite for Destruction Songs as John Mulaney quotes

[fruitykory]

that part in rocketman when the feathers and sequins fall off elton’s suit as he walks into rehab

(rb if u agree)

[ryebreadgf]

whose mans is this

[gunpowderandgelatin]

Queen sharing clothes--the extended edition

it gets complicated okay

so there’s this jacket:

also worn by Brian

AND Roger

Now, the shirt John’s wearing there:

is also worn by Roger

AND Freddie ( i really assume most of these clothes are Freddie’s ‘cause you know he dressed the rest of the band)

Freddie and Brian share the little star shirt Freddie wears a lot (and that necklace too??):

Now notice the red & black jacket Brian’s wearing there…

John wears it

AND Roger (it seems to be Roger’s actually, he wears it the most)

Roger and John share this ugly arrow shirt:

Freddie and Roger share the flowery yellow jacket

AND, John and Freddie share the bike shirt:

~feel free to add~

[basslover-deactivated]

John and Roger sharing this amazing black and white satin top:

Freddie and John casually switching shirts in the middle of a recording session:

Brian and Roger sharing this jacket:

Freddie and brian sharing this necklace, also featuring the jacket again:

[bohemian-rhapsody-slash]

Thanks to @moripartylove for drawing my attention to this post because now I’M DYING

[swiftie-taylors-version]

I was for legit just thinking about this, this makes me soooooooooo happy!!!!!

[lolimremakin78687676-deactivate]

i !!!!! love!!!!the!!!! 80s!!!! *shoves an entire synthesizer up my ass*

[lordoftheinternet]

never forget that loud rock n roll is the most important thing in the universe

[ghostingdio-deactivated20161015]

what the fuck are half of the urls on this website.

i just saw someone with “cumleak” as an url

what the fuck

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

[mrbenhardys]

‘Gwil and Ben are so cute together.’

via Joe’s IG - i’m screaming

[gaysuggestions]

netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously

[queen-frodo-deactivated20220126]

Me @ Joe

[flowervanpower]

Sam and that fucking jean shirt

(Feel free to add more)

[lauxlr]

ALL QUEEN FANS, GET YOUR ASSES TOGETHER, WE HAVE A CHALLENGE

[pixie-skull]

We have a few days left darling peeps, let’s do this! =D

[pixie-skull]

DARLING PEEPS! =D I am a few hours early, but hey let’s get started!

[mrbenhardys]

Pairing: preacher!Joe Mazzello x Reader

Summary: Your sins are plenty - get down on your knees and work on that absolution.

Words: 6 K

Warnings: language, religious themes, sort of sub/dom dynamics, sinful!preacher, sinful!reader, mutual masturbation, spanking, choking, against a car, exhibitionism, bit of humiliation via name calling, pussy slapping, fingering, orgasm denial, begging, all that good stuff sprinkled with a bit of breeding kink.

A/N:  - Please do not read if religious themes are a weak spot for you, it’s pure fantasy, I don’t mean no harm at all - I don’t know what to say, this is absolute filth. Enjoy the flames of Hell, I guess. Thank you for reading!

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[butterflydeaky]

ignore the irony when i call you, kyra, my smutty savior.