I'll Bite You

Independent AU Jolyne Kujo RP Blog

[serpentinestar]

First thing’s first.

We need… the remote.

[butterflysnake]

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I don’t know where that is.

[serpentinestar]

I will teach you everything I know.

[butterflysnake]

Lead the way, show how to work the TV to the different stations.

[serpentinestar]

[butterflysnake]

[butterflysnake]

Gives you a computer with the first episode of the anime on it. "All you have to do is click twice on that little thing there, and then you can watch it instead of read it."

[She’s watching the first and only episode of a certain monster girl anime.]

[butterflysnake]

[She’s just been staring at this manga for hours.]

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......I can’t read.

[butterflysnake]

(You have received a couple of presents! It seems that someone has left two nicely-wrapped boxes underneath your tree, with your name on both. The one that you may be attracted to first, given its delicious smell, contains an ENORMOUS prime rib, tender and soft, ready to be devoured. And the other present contains an XXL battery-operated heating blanket, already assembled and ready to keep you warm no matter how cold it gets. Merry Christmas from Anasui!)

[She is curling around the pleasant mystery cubes curiously, and they appear to be hers so…]

[That prime rib is devoured without a second thought. Rest in pieces you delicious piece of meat. As for the blanket, she’s dragging it up into her tree and curling up underneath it. It’s so warm and smells a little like Anasui! This would be great for making a nest one day.]

[butterflysnake]

[charmedbysnakes]

He tried to eat you…

-That’s not a mental image he could have ever wanted. And frankly he has half a mind to go back and have words with him over it, but—well, if things were better now…-

-God, snakes were weird. Who would eat their own offspring?-

Well, I…I’m glad he didn’t succeed. Seriously. That’d…wow.

He wasn’t…that mean. He just squeezed the life out of me and threatened to eat me if anything happened to you. I mean, those are terms I can agree to, so…

…I also got you some hamburgers.

[butterflysnake]

He threatened to eat you? Maybe that's just a thing he does then? He's a lot fatter than most snakes I've met anyway...

You don't have to worry about him eating you! I'll rescue you even if it means I have to got WWE on hi-...You brought hamburgers?

[She's excited now. Food, she's getting food tonight that she didn't have to catch. This is the greatest. She's barely able to keep still from the prospect.]

...I love you, Anasui. ❤

[charmedbysnakes]

-Oh boy—well, at least this snakehug was a lot less terrifying and painful than the one he’d went through before. He’s way happier to receive this kind of snakehug. Easy on the ribs, Jolyne, he’s probably got a few bruises.-

Other snakes, huh? Hope they were friendly..? I’ll have to have words with them if they weren’t.

Speaking of other snakes, I met one too… a real big one. Wasn’t all that friendly, but he said he was your father..?

[butterflysnake]

Hmm...they were nice for the most part. There's one that lives with a grumpy, old bird man and...

[She's easing up on that snake hug when she hears he met PAPA SNAKE.]

Yeah, the other one I met was my dad. He tried to eat me when we first met, but he's better than he used to be. He wasn't mean to you, was he?

[charmedbysnakes]

Jolyyyyne! There you are! It’s good t—oh! Oh..!

-He’s pretty enthused for those snoots and kisses. He’ll even give some in return! And a great big hug, just for you, Jolyne!-

Are you doing alright? You didn’t get into trouble while I was gone, did you~?

[butterflysnake]

[Big hug? She's giving you a big hug too, Anasui! Gentle squeeze with her coils.]

No, I mean, yesss! I've been really good, and waiting for you to come home! I went out a few times though...I met a bunch of other snakes!

[butterflysnake]

charmedbysnakes

!!!

[SHE IS EXTREMELY HAPPY TO SEE THAT BLUE RASPBERRY HAIR.]

[Who cares about personal space? This snake charmer is getting many snoots and snake kisses as welcome.]

[butterflysnake]

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[butterflysnake]

[Quite chirping.]

[serpentinestar]

I saw you eat a sweater.

[butterflysnake]

No, you didn't.

[serpentinestar]

………………….

[Tongue flick.]

[butterflysnake]

[Tongue flick.]

....You saw nothing.

[butterflysnake]

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[SOMEONE'S COMING. THEY'RE GOING TO CATCH HER WITH THE ILLEGAL SWEATER.]

[SHE JUST TAKES THE THING OFF AND EATS IT. NO SWEATER HERE.]