RobotZebras Ramblings

She/her Don't expect any consistency on this blog.

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[teaboot]

Ohhhhh she is one of nature’s most successful predators known for taking down animals EASILY ten times her size and could take me out like a Taco Bell burrito and all I wanna do is smootch her lil bitty faaaaace jjuigfhdtgdgvtuhfhftbyjghfdyk

[delcat177]

What the hell dude my kitten is 7.4 pounds and she can't take down a catnip fish. What is this tiny little fluffball with the Lisa Frank eyes and the button nose going to do to me, hide under my car and cut my tendons?? Does she make SAW traps???

You're fucking with me right now, that's a Golden Book illustration. There's two little mice and a rabbit in a dress in that den and they're playing cards and having chamomile tea. Where is the murder

[delcat177]

REVISION:

Oh fuck. Oh fcuk I made an error in judgment. Those are the eyes of a spring-loaded murder loaf. That is bloodlust. Oh fuck how am I gonna get out of my car

[disco-halo]

An update on the original story: she did get a mate, and they had a kitten in April 2026 which has been named Maverick!

And I deserve an award for NOT kidnapping any of them on recent trips to the zoo. Even though they would have totally fit in my bag and niblings offered to distract people.

[stahsm]

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

[littlealienproducts]

PDF FILES - Luna the Crow Sewing Case - Raven keepsake Pattern by TheWishingShed

[theinternetarchive]

System wallpapers from Windows XP's RTM, Build 2600; Microsoft Co., August 24, 2001.

[theinternetarchive]

It’s Earth…

[aplpaca]

PSA for anyone in Florida who likes animals and can reasonably access nearby beaches: Florida Audubon and the Florida Shorebird Alliance are looking for volunteers to sign up for timeslots as shorebird stewards! As a shorebird steward, you can take shifts monitoring the nesting areas of shorebirds like terns and plovers to make sure that random beachgoers don't disturb the nests (these areas are generally roped off) or accidentally harm the chicks.

So you would get to hang out on a beach for a couple hours and see some of these guys and also help keep them safe! (And also get something volunteering and wildlife-related to put on a resume if you need/want that)

(Least Terns, photo by Dann DeBlois)

Shifts are whatever you can sign up for, so you don't need to have the same time available every week (or even take a slot every week) and Audubon provides training, so there's no prior experience needed!

You can sign up here for more info if you're interested!

Pls reblog if you can, since they're really in need of volunteers atm

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[hiveswap]

For ONCE nothing terrible happens to me in a pol llike this

[distium]

What if little tundras looked like small furballs?...

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[mystitchworld]

Eat your greens! 🌱🐑

[samimarkart]

Kelp is so fun to draw!

[anxiouberry]

astronaut blind box live unboxing. who we gonna pull first

[eknippp]

Some of my favorite quotes from Artemis ii so far:

"Copy. Moon joy."

"I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working."

"Houston, if you could give me about 20 new superlatives in the mission summary for tomorrow that will help out my vocabulary a little bit, that would be great. Thank you."

“If you’ve ever seen the top of the spotlight of the top of the Luxor at night in Vegas, this looks like what it wants to be when it grows up.”

"To all of you down there on Earth... we love you, from the moon."

"We just went sci fi."

"It is so great to see Earth again. To Asia, Africa, and Oceania: we are looking back at you. We hear you can look up and see the moon right now. We see you too."

"We will always choose Earth. We will always choose each other."

“It’s a bright spot on the moon, and we would like to call it Carroll.”

"Amaze amaze amaze."

"I said that we do not leave Earth, but we choose it. And that is true."

"Christina has been sleeping head down in the middle of the vehicle, kind of like a bat"

"It's really fun to be floatin' around, it just makes me feel like a little kid."

"Trust us, you look amazing, you look beautiful."

"'Homo Sapiens' is all of us, no matter where you're from or what you look like. We're all one people."

"I'm proud to call myself the Space Plumber."

"We were all eagerly awaiting the chorus."

[definitelynotanarchfey]

A glorious gift has arrived!

I came home today from work to find a gift package had arrived in the mail from my friend @robotzebra . Please gaze at this absolutely stunning shawl they have knit for me! I am so amazed at the many many leaves and just look at that gorgeous mossy colour. (Yes, I might be a bit mental about this and I am not going to take it off for... a few days at least)

[robotzebra]

I am glad it has arrived safely and that it brings you so much joy. there are indeed many leaves, 37 to be exact. It did also case me some madness and resulted in the leaf side project lol. where I tried to get as big and as small leaves as possible using the same pattern.

the biggest is about 15 cm long, the smallest is 3 cm

[definitelynotanarchfey]

I humbly request you show the Caesar Salad pic.

[robotzebra]

of course. I have been negligent in not showing it on this site where it should have been.

so while knitting the leaves i stored them in this mug and it got affectionately known as the Salad:

so when the ides of march rolled around:

I had to make this

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[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[definitelynotanarchfey]

A glorious gift has arrived!

I came home today from work to find a gift package had arrived in the mail from my friend @robotzebra . Please gaze at this absolutely stunning shawl they have knit for me! I am so amazed at the many many leaves and just look at that gorgeous mossy colour. (Yes, I might be a bit mental about this and I am not going to take it off for... a few days at least)

[robotzebra]

I am glad it has arrived safely and that it brings you so much joy. there are indeed many leaves, 37 to be exact. It did also case me some madness and resulted in the leaf side project lol. where I tried to get as big and as small leaves as possible using the same pattern.

the biggest is about 15 cm long, the smallest is 3 cm

[ash-zephyr]

Blacked out for an hour and woke up with this in my editing software

(sound on)

[dailyjellyfish]

SOUND ON

[robotzebra]

so many boops