doom and destruction will follow

[catholicliving]

When you tell a priest “Happy Father’s Day”

The priest:

[annadownsouth]

If you’re afraid to cook with butter we can’t be friends.

[smalltcwnkiids-blog-deactivated]

doomanddestructiowillfollow‌:

Love you big buddy! Sorry I missed your birthday but I was grounded 

@smalltcwnkiids (Eric)

butters, you are the only damn person to have even said happy birthday. 

so, while you just shouldn’t have gotten grounded, just this once. i’ll forgive you. at least you know what it means to be somebody’s friend. 

[buttersblogmoved]

Aww Gee that’s probably the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me  want to see your present?  

[buttersblogmoved]

Love you big buddy! Sorry I missed your birthday but I was grounded 

@smalltcwnkiids (Eric)

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

Heidi is unfunny and a waste of time. So bros, don’t date that bitch.

[buttersblogmoved]

What did she do now Eric?

[buttersblogmoved]

“Are you really inviting me to your party Eric?” @cartmanbrah

[dbejfdewfbwekf-deactivated20211]

hope everyone with a shitty dad is okay today

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

Love is like taking a dump, Butters. Sometimes it works itself out, but sometimes you gotta give it a nice, hard push.

[buttersblogmoved]

I’m done with romantic love Eric 

[deactivated-blog]

“Timmy? Timmy!” Timmy cheered at his friend, his mouth opening wide in a smile.

[buttersblogmoved]

“I know Timmy this little puppy is adorable what should we name him?” Butters smiled holding up a small fluffy white doggie.

[deactivated-blog]

“Timmy!” Timmy didn’t even think about it: it was a good name in his opinion.

[buttersblogmoved]

“Sorry Timmy but I don’t think he looks like a Timmy.  “

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

I’ve got dry balls and I’m running out of time.

[buttersblogmoved]

Maybe I can help 

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

How can you help, Butters? I need a girlfriend. One that isn’t a controlling whore like my ex was. Then maybe my balls wont be so dry…

[buttersblogmoved]

... Did you ever think.. that maybe you.. were. bicurious?

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

I’ve got dry balls and I’m running out of time.

[buttersblogmoved]

Maybe I can help 

[deactivated-blog]

“Timmy? Timmy!” Timmy cheered at his friend, his mouth opening wide in a smile.

[buttersblogmoved]

“I know Timmy this little puppy is adorable what should we name him?” Butters smiled holding up a small fluffy white doggie.

[rpxmusings]

         “  you look just like your mother.  ”                                                                          i guess i do carry her tenderness well         “  you both have the same eyes.  ”                                                                          because we are both exhausted         “  and the hands.  ”                                                                          we share the same wilting fingers         “ but that rage.           your mother doesn’t wear that rage.  ”                                                                          you’re right.                                                                          this rage is the one thing                                                                          i get from my father.

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

Where is that asshole Butters? He should delete that blog. I’m supposed to have a safe space on the Internet.

[buttersblogmoved]

What’s wrong Eric?

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

I’m getting hate on my social media blog and you said you would make it a safe space for me asshole so you better delete it by tomorrow morning or I’ll tell the school counselor that you didn’t do your JOB!

[buttersblogmoved]

But its not my job anymore Eric I quit months ago I just didn’t tell you 

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

What the hell? Why?! I thought you were my friend.

[buttersblogmoved]

I am your friend Eric consider this tough love

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

Not if you’re letting people fat shame me asshole!

[buttersblogmoved]

Well.. gosh Eric I’m sorry buddy but maybe you could..   exercise a bit? I mean.. it wouldn’t kill you

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

You’re calling me fat too now? 😡😡

[buttersblogmoved]

........Butters didn’t want to hurt his friend espeically since he know how .. fucked up he could get but he did care about him. His weight would only lead to an early grave. 

“........ No.. I’m saying your unhealthy and I want you to be the best you you can be.   As a friend I worry about you Eric.”

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

Where is that asshole Butters? He should delete that blog. I’m supposed to have a safe space on the Internet.

[buttersblogmoved]

What’s wrong Eric?

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

I’m getting hate on my social media blog and you said you would make it a safe space for me asshole so you better delete it by tomorrow morning or I’ll tell the school counselor that you didn’t do your JOB!

[buttersblogmoved]

But its not my job anymore Eric I quit months ago I just didn’t tell you 

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

What the hell? Why?! I thought you were my friend.

[buttersblogmoved]

I am your friend Eric consider this tough love

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

Not if you’re letting people fat shame me asshole!

[buttersblogmoved]

Well.. gosh Eric I’m sorry buddy but maybe you could..   exercise a bit? I mean.. it wouldn’t kill you

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

Where is that asshole Butters? He should delete that blog. I’m supposed to have a safe space on the Internet.

[buttersblogmoved]

What’s wrong Eric?

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

I’m getting hate on my social media blog and you said you would make it a safe space for me asshole so you better delete it by tomorrow morning or I’ll tell the school counselor that you didn’t do your JOB!

[buttersblogmoved]

But its not my job anymore Eric I quit months ago I just didn’t tell you 

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

What the hell? Why?! I thought you were my friend.

[buttersblogmoved]

I am your friend Eric consider this tough love

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

Where is that asshole Butters? He should delete that blog. I’m supposed to have a safe space on the Internet.

[buttersblogmoved]

What’s wrong Eric?

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

I’m getting hate on my social media blog and you said you would make it a safe space for me asshole so you better delete it by tomorrow morning or I’ll tell the school counselor that you didn’t do your JOB!

[buttersblogmoved]

But its not my job anymore Eric I quit months ago I just didn’t tell you