just relax bro

YOU! Scrolling this blog! Have you taken a deep breath today? 🙏 they/them, 19 ✌️

[creepymutelilbugger]

[bearloonz]

Adventures in character designing. Characters related to Romeo’s story that I have been pondering for a bit now :—] Mostly just stretching my designing muscles and pinning down some designs as I figure out vague plot elements

[buttpunk]

every day I want to be big baddie Rose Quartz, existing as a memory and leaving sickening implications. but every day I am Pearl.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[buttpunk]

guy who has a normal relationship with their family: Been really into Rick and Morty lately..

[invisiblegarabgetruck]

it's a genetic disease morty

it's already in you morty

[horse-surgeon-barbie]

runs in the family

[blazingmoltres]

Why are we blaming the child for wanting to get home and killing the ‘good’ family and not the 70yr old man who went along with it.

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[rumwik]

Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

[needs-more-hugs]

I have placed her in a more fitting setting

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

[homophobla]

People have been getting a bit parasocial so I think I need to say this:

I am your friend. I know you. You know me. This blog represents my whole complete true self. We are best friends. I love you. I want you carnally, as a friend. Thank you. You mean so much to me as an individual. You aren't a number. Send me money

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[cannibalchicken]

[izbnart]

Disco Elysium animation 🕺

[explicitlyrics]

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

[loth-caatgirl]

actually yes this needs to be kept as part of this conversation

[buttpunk]

When you get down to it, it's the Joker and Harley Quinn humping eachother fully dressed, honking and squeaking. That is the platonic ideal of sex

[buttpunk]

every day I want to be big baddie Rose Quartz, existing as a memory and leaving sickening implications. but every day I am Pearl.