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[flabeyblade]

poliwrath looks like he’s gonna fucking murder this small child if he catches up

[tealfruit]

I’m making bread

[tealfruit]

bread boys

[tealfruit]

my sons!

THEY’RE DELICIOUS

[tealfruit]

frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power

[shencomix]

[witchoncampus]

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[nerdjpg]

Kirby is in tumblr jail for not wearing any clothes

[nerdjpg]

WHAT

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Who TF decided I have to get a real job instead of being an eccentric and mysterious wizard who lives in the woods with too many houseplants and two or more cats

[kotbliny]

angry anfisa masterpost

[braetsch]

[matissethecatto]

web star

[beware-the-dog]

Wait is that…

ITS HER

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A celebrikitty <3

[happyhealthycats]

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

[timemachineyeah]

OH MY GOD

[heatherwanderer]

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

[happyhealthycats]

She came in a two pack so I had to.

Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to.

Simcoe got 100% of the meowing capabilities.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[theweirdwideweb]

[readableporn]

The near complete absence of people.

The both legs in the air move

Police sirens in the background

Crocs and socks

How he tries to balance himself on the lowers steps

This man has definitely fallen after or before this was shot.

Prime example of a man redefining what it means to dream.

[atticescapee-abandoned]

Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think “smirk” is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like

[thegreathamedebate]

Are you implying I don’t look like this when I’m trying to be romantic

[surprisebitch]

friendly reminder that Tumblr Staff has all the resources and time to do elaborate trivial web coding for this website during April Fool’s but never did shit to remove cp in this website, ban nazis, and clean the porn bots. meanwhile, they are punishing most of its userbase by banning all adult-related content using a flawed “automated” system or machine to do it. as a result, non-nsfw blogs got terminated wrongfully, and even non-nsfw content are getting flagged and blocked. ladies and gentlemen, this is how staff doesn’t give a damn about its user-base and how this website is so broken

[themodernmisandrist]

If men stopped working…the world would continue on.

If women stopped working, then things would get ugly.

[algo-hermoso]

What?

[tabathagfitzgerald]

there has been an instance where this happened. it was 1975 and icelandic women decided not to work for one day.  working as in cooking, cleaning, taking care of the children, doing chores and so on, not only “not showing up to your workplace”. women did nothing that day, except showing up in reykjavik and protesting for gender equality, equal pay and equal representation in parliament, you know, cool stuff.  you know what happened? havoc. men were left with food to cook and children they never took care of to pick up from kindergarden and entertain for the day. they went en masse to the food shops buying sausages because they could cook nothing else, they had to bond with children they never spent more than a couple hours a day with. they struggled combining their work day and the domestic tasks they had to sort out. and this just for one day. iceland in 1975 stopped working and things indeed got ugly. so ugly that women in the following decades became woke AF and soon it happened that women became president, took half of the seats in parliament and achieved one of the best living environments in the world. is your astonishment solved now?

[artisinmysoul-deactivated201901]

yES 

[rainbownightmares]

Here’s an article on it

[coonazz74]

Very true.

[tinygaysouffle]

people who are like “yeah, but i’m sure the same thing would happen if men left the workforce!!!” not really tho bc look at WWII??

[systlin]

^

Literally what happens then is women say “Ok fine we’ll do that too” and do it. 

[birdrhetorics]

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

[bartok-not-bartalk]

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

[jedda-martele]

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

[cluegrrl]

In other words: the Blood of the Covenant is thicker than the Waters of the Womb. Bitches.

[usbghost-blog]

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

[fuzzycricket]

that’s because we actually need bees

[a-yoda-a-day]

imagine being so bad at moderating your own website you decide to just kill half the user base and not fix any of the actual problems

[raptortooth]

Isn’t this the plot of Infinity War

[somewhereinjersey]

[piesandswords]

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

[piesandswords]

WAIT SHIT

[jheselbraum]

Like. I’m a firm believer that porn online shouldn’t be within kids reach (those “are you 18” checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? It’s not hard? Cp is what got you into this mess just ban it. Second of all, you could increase the age of sign-up from 13 to 18. Third of all, you could do what deviantart does and just. Require birthdays at sign-up. If your blog is flagged as nsfw, you can’t interact with minors. You want to follow an nsfw blog? Prove you’re an adult. You’re an adult but don’t want to see nsfw content? Safe search (that actually works).

It’s not hard to make a functioning website, but staff doesn’t seem to want to do that.

[butts-are-awesome]

❤️ sending you all my good vibes

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