[poolboydivision]

found an old birthday card

[littlexfairytale]

please destroy it in the fires of mount doom

[weloveshortvideos]

[disgustinganimals]

Don’t hire this cleaning service

[setheverman]

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

View this post on Instagram

…….

[sheabutterbitch]

there’s like…no way in hell I just watched this

[niambi]

i very literally do not understand what just happened.

[bob-belcher]

[frankjavcee-deactivated20201209]

Imagine showing someone this in 2010 and being like this totally makes sense.

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[weloveshortvideos]

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

FUCK

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god

[bornagainswiftie]

THIS IS HORRIFYING

[babyanimalposts]

[volcainist]

im on the floor

[reys--speeder-deactivated202006]

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

[times-chu]

WHERE DID HE GO

[forsytevann]

FYI these have a fake floor that opens into a big underground cylinder when the lid is closed; this is so it doesn’t stink the bin itself or around it, and all is sealed. Meaning they had to pull a truck to pick it out (Is more than 4 meters, i think). So the kid was stuck in a giant metal rod of trash, completely dark, for a half hour minimum.

Fun, eh?

[gravityfalse]

when you and your friend see someone you hate

[darehinare]

“Just divorced the son of a bitch” oh my god

[biculturalist-deactivated201612]

Power

[nudewaldo]

Is that an accurate translation?

[darehinare]

Actually, a better translation would be “just divorced the son of a dog” (supposed to be an insult towards the guy and his father) lmao but yes it’s accurate.

[badgirlsgotocancun]

◕‿◕

[have-a-boy-oney-plays]

“Perfect couples don’t exi-”

[hilaethan]

[just-skyrim-things]

Hiding in plain sight.

[passiveaggressive-post-it-notes]

BRB DYING A BEAUTIFUL DEATH. 

[bandtshirt]