Very Small and Very Tired

Lex. 23. Happily taken. Wondering where the caffeine is. High-energy, life-loving, triathlete and adventurer with a puppy sidekick. Outdoors dude, Southern gentleman. Life is wonderful, y'all.

[aidashakur]

[ctbread]

corgi is the answer of our life

[thegoodvybe]

[joner]

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

[overvhelmed]

F. Scott Fitzgerald; Flappers and Philosophers

[dawnofslime]

I am a peddler of chubby cat pics

[digital-phonetics]

Pray. Show me your wares

[dawnofslime]

[callmebliss]

I HAVE COIN

[scum2000]

writing a tumblr post these days makes me feel like im alone on an apocalyptic planet and i speak into a wallkie talkie every now and again to look for other survivors

[1juli]

[lochnesssage]

“We don’t just have a skeleton,” said one of the nodosaur researchers involved. “We have a dinosaur as it would have been.”

Known as a nodosaur, this 110 million-year-old, armored plant-eater is the best preserved fossil of its kind ever found.

Source | Source

[thorodinson]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) // Men in Black: International (2019)

[continuancee]

[lizbid33]

[y2kbabygirl]

i feel like early 2000’s sleepover culture was the height of human existence

[valtsv]

[heart-0f-ir0n]

[recuperationdisliker]

[recuperationdisliker]

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

(Looking at Pokémon cards)

8yo: “Will you trade me for my Pussyduck?”

6yo: “No thank you, I’ve already got a Pussyduck.”

Me: “Guys? Um. Somebody want to spell that one out for me?”

8yo: “P-S-Y-D-U-C-K. Pussyduck.”

Me: “I see. Well, we’re gonna go ahead and call that guy ‘SIGH-duck. SIGH-duck.”

[rosy-lenses]

whats new pussyduck

[cryoverkiltmilk]

after about six or seven whats new pussyduck drop in one it’s natu unusual

[unclefather]

Where do they sell these vests

[eatgeekstudy]

Me: I just sometimes get so stressed that I just want to screech

My Therapist: Then do it.

Me: I’m sorry?

My Therapist: Primal screeching is one way of completing your stress cycle, do it. Be mindful of where you are, I usually do it in my car, but yeah. Go for it.

Me: Ah- Oh.

My Therapist: Holding that kind of thing in is what’s locking you into that stress state. Screeching, running, dancing, that tells your body they the danger has passed and you’ll relax. Since you have a lifetime of that shit locked away, it’ll take a sec but yeah. Screech if you want to.

[ottpop]

YO this is legit

My dad has always had me do this, especially when I was little and kept the baby up. We would go into the back yard, point to the river (to keep the ship captains up at night) and scream. I was also told to jump up and down to “get all the scream out” 

I did this in college too. There’s nothing more cathartic than climbing the fence of the fishing pier, running to the end of it and screaming into the wind. It’s powerful, it’s therapeutic, it’s feral and wonderful. 

I did this with kids too, when they have too much energy. When I worked at a children’s camp and the kids had too much energy when the rain canceled pool time I took them out in the rain, made them jump up and down and scream, and then 15 some nine-year-olds and I would rance across the field screaming in the rain

Go scream, just face towards the river when you do it

[adventuringchangeling]

Adventurer’s Tip #345: Sometimes you just gotta scream. Just face towards the river when you do.

[roselalonde]

conversations with my sisters cat