professional chump

23 she/they lesbian

[butyouaintbeenrightyet]

found this weird little coat hook frame thing in Knoxville a few months ago, over the ice storm I finally finished my little pattern for it since I was tired of throwing my coats on the floor lol

[glamrockmike]

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

[butyouaintbeenrightyet]

as much as I bitch and moan about our analyzers and machines at work, at least they will never know the hell that is an AI chatbot

yes this analyzer sucks. no it will not work unless you jump around it 3 times and pray to a god from Mesopotamia. but you also dont have to talk to it.

[pressedflorals483729]

fight flight freeze fawn and faggot

[boozois]

the creature will grant you one wish for the new year, what do you wish for?

[breakfastaisles]

lock in paul

made with medibang & a prophetic vision

[curlytrek1701]

K so not to be dramatic or anything, but there's a free vintage French pattern book available on antiquepatternlibrary so if you like to crochet/weave/make pixel art/tie epic friendship bracelets don't walk- RUN.

It has scenes from aesop's fables! Cherubs doing things! Beheadings! Greek muses! Little farm people! Intricate floral pattern! Goth stained-glass window like patterns! Fun little corner pieces! Eeeeeeeeeeeeee

https://www.antiquepatternlibrary.org/html/warm/C-TT008-180.htm

[dagnydestroyed]

Took a month to do the last day’s worth of course, and still utterly impossible to photograph correctly.

Pattern is Heart Sampler by Kitt Massiah, who I hope can forgive me the changes, a pattern is a recipe and I cook with my heart

Notable trivia for this one, every single stitch of it was done with @ayeforscotland ‘s YouTube archive on

[owlchimedes]

I must not lie down. Lying down after school is the day-killer. Lying down is the little treat that brings total obliteration. I will face my exhaustion. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when I have made coffee, I will turn on the computer to do emails. Once lying down is gone there will be nothing. Only homework will remain.

[butyouaintbeenrightyet]

listen alt reality/dimensions always seem like a cop out to me but paul being a version of care that wasn't abused.. everyone who's been thru abuse has had the thought "what would I have been like if this never happened to me." pauls that to care. a version of care where marvin never got to her, where she never went missing, where she is able to stay care A til she becomes paul.

petscop is so important 2 me as a daughter who went thru abuse from a father that wanted me to be someone i am not, someone he lost due to his own actions. maybe in an alt reality there's a version of me who was able to be a child and not a trophy. a pet (omg). maybe i'm somewhere playing my life on a ps1 and he's able to turn NLM into A and close the loop.

anyway.

[orpheuslament]

hannibal lecter is not "pansexual" hes a campy old european queen who most probably spent his youth sucking & fucking & doing designer drugs & planning out deeply erotic crime scenes in italy. if you asked him about his sexuality he would smile almost imperceptibly & say something like why must one limit himself in matters of passion & maybe add you to the list of dinner ingredients

[crazzyyyramblings]

All I’ve wanted from a young age was to be necessary.

[mudwisard]

my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances

[alivehouse]

sparkle on! its the first day of the fifth month in the year the albatross came to the south-western halls. forget who you are

[tambourgi]

Piranesi's House, Bunty May Marshall

[variantsofblue-deactivated20250]

"apartment complex? i find it quite simple" is somewhat the plot of piranesi

[amoralmorel]

>looking for a new House

>ask the narrator if their House is creepy or wet

>they don’t understand |pull out diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet

>they laugh and say “The Beauty of the House is immeasurable; its Kindness infinite”

>move in

>its wet