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Fairies and the Peasant Girl by Yuliya Litvinova

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The Most Controversial Tree in the World

Is the genetically engineered chestnut tree an act of ecological restoration or a threat to wild forests?

Is the genetically engineered chestnut tree an act of ecological restoration or a threat to wild forests? 

Before it can be released into the wild, the transgenic chestnut has to pass a battery of ecological tests at SUNY designed to ensure that it acts just like a natural chestnut. Then it must be approved by the United States Department of Agriculture, the Food and Drug Administration, and the Environmental Protection Agency. So far the tree has aced all the tests. Approval is looking likely. And that is why, to those who are concerned about GMOs, it is the most dangerous tree in the world…

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Surviving IKEA

Never enter near closing hours.

Do not mispronounce IKEA product names. What you summon will haunt you.

Do not trust the arrows.

Walls shift and new ones appear out of nowhere.

Avoid, at any cost, staying after closing hours.

Do not ask employees for directions to the exit. Most of them have been trapped inside the building ever since they signed the contract. These once happy and good people have grown spiteful. Do not trust them. They want you to stay.

Make the bed after trying it out. It makes them less angry.

In case you are trapped:

Find John. He has lived in the store for six years, unnoticed.

Avoid eye contact with employees roaming around.

Hide whenever possible.

The ghost families living in the showrooms won’t betray you.

Do not steal any pencils. It will give away your position.

Avoid walking through the bed area. The creatures sleeping there won’t appreciate your presence.

When music from the 30s starts blasting through the speakers, Walter, the handyman, has noticed you and wants to drive his screwdriver through your ear.

Run.

He often shouts jokes chasing you followed by the laughter of IKEA personnel echoing throughout the store. Never let your guard down.

Open as many wardrobes as you can. Some of them are magic portals. Pray that you find one in time before he finds you.

Only go through a portal when absolutely necessary. What you find on the other side is often not pleasant.

If there is no other option, try pronouncing the name of the IKEA furniture closest to you. The ground will start to shake. Prepare yourself for the worst.

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I just wanted a bookshelf, man

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Franz Bohumil Doubek (1865 - 1952) | Allegory of Summer (detail) 

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me, trying to figure out what to wear to pride:

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Click here to support Help fix my teeth organized by Paul Watson

Dentist does not take my insurance but I have 5 cavities that need fixing fast which is, understandably, expensive. I don't like asking for help but I've no other option.

My friend needs help getting dental work done. If you can give anything for them, it would be great. https://www.paypal.me/ryuuza1 They also have a paypal that can be donated to. Even if you can’t give anything, a reblog would be great.

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Help For a Friend

My friend @ryuuza-the-blade needs help for paying medical bills. Any amount of donations is welcome. Here is there paypal:  paypal.me/ryuuza1

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Me at my final 2 performances of last semester

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*heavy breathing*

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MmMmMMmmMMMmmMMMmmmMMmmmMmmmMMmm

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c R o N c H

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Swearing In German

since we german folks swear quite a lot I figured I should make a post about swear words, for everyone who’s learning german~

🔥Scheiße literally means: shit example: “Scheiße! Ich hab mein Handy verloren!“

🔥Verdammt literally means: damn example: “Verdammt, wo sind meine Schlüssel?“ can also be combined with Scheiße: Verdammte Scheiße

🔥Arschloch literally means: asshole example: “Lass mich in Ruhe, du Arschloch!“

🔥Arschgesicht literally means: assface example: “Ja, Markus ist schon echt ein Arschgesicht, oder?“

🔥Wichser comes from the word for male masturbating (wichsen) example: “Du bist echt so ein Wichser!“

🔥Fotze literally means: pussy is often used to refer to women, but not exclusively example: “Geh mir aus dem Weg, Fotze!“

🔥Hurensohn literally means: son of a bitch (yes we have one handy word for it) break down: hure = whore, sohn = son example: “Du Hurensohn!“ (simple but effective)

🔥Trottel means something like: fool / is also another word for Idiot example: “Du bist ein Trottel, weißt du das?“

🔥Idiot example: “Bist du wirklich so ein Idiot?“

🔥Kevin example: “Du bist so ein Kevin/Du bist echt ein Kevin/So ein Kevin“

🔥Bauer literally means: farmer similar use like Kevin example: “Du bist so ein Bauer/Du bist echt ein Bauer/Du bist so ein Bauer“

🔥Mongo means something like: retarded/retard example: “Du Mongo“

Weaker and more Harmless swear words (you could even use around kids.. but it would still be better not to swear at all in their presence)

🔥 Kacke literally means: poop a kind of weaker version of Scheiße example: “So eine Kacke!“ can also be combined with Verdammt: Verdammte Kacke

🔥Blödmann means: dumbass example: “Was für ein Blödmann, dieser Polizist..“

+ Bonus: Expressions

🔥Fick dich literally means: Fuck you / screw you

🔥Leck mich literally means: lick me example: “Weißt du was? Leck mich! Ich mach da nicht mit“

🔥Du kannst mich mal means something like: you can screw me

🔥Rutsch mir den Buckel runter means something like: slide down my back

🔥Verpiss dich literally means: piss off

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I will add that English also has a one-word word for “Hurensohn”: “whoreson”

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*fires cannon seductively *

mm pyotr daddy

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Please don’t do this again.

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but daddy

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I'm Kinkshaming all of you

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I love Classical Music Tumblr so much because it is the only place on earth where you can have open discourse with the Phantom of the Opera, get scolded by Bach and Hildegard Von Bingen, and learn a bit about music history/theory in one night. It’s so wild.

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Reblog if you're a dead composer and is trying to make your future generation suffer

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sorry ( not )

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I DID NOT COME TO PLAY WITH YOU HOES

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;)

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Goodbye, flutes.

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fuck every instrument in particular

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Hello flautists :)

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i only write impossible runs bc im aNGSTY

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Oh, @official-alto and @official-soprano you need to breathe? I DON’T THINK SO

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@official-oboes @official-oboedamore @official-bass-oboe @official-englishhorn HELLO MY OBOE CHILDREN

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Everyone seems to think I want them to suffer :(

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You are wonderful but I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO GO THAT HIGH AND WITH THAT MANY SHARPS AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED

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:)

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I still want to see 1812 overture done with actual cannons. Not using cannons is a cop out.

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@official-hectorberlioz anything you want to apologise for? Maybe, OH, I don’t know, like all of Symphonie fantastique?

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Who wants some Baroque up in here!

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1800s Week!

aseantoo submitted:

Okada Saburosuke

Portrait of Jiro Okabe

Japan (1898)

Oil on canvas

Mie Prefectural Art Museum

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aseantoo submitted:

Raden Saleh

The Tiger Hunt

Netherlands (1845)

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Raden Saleh Sjarif Boestaman (1811-1880) was a Javanese Indonesian painter who traveled to the Netherlands to study art. He became renowned as both a portrait and a landscape painter, and worked in several European courts. He was particularly noted for his paintings of wild animal fights.

[Friedrich Carl Albert Schreuel; Raden Saleh. Netherlands (c. 1840)]

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Have you seen the New Yorker article recently posted entitled, "Broken, Defaced, Unseen: The Hidden Black Females of Western Art" by Robin Coste Lewis?

BROKEN, DEFACED, UNSEEN: THE HIDDEN BLACK FEMALE FIGURES OF WESTERN ART

[“The Voyage of the Sable Venus from Angola to the West Indies,” a wood engraving by W. Grainger after T. Stothard.]

I had not seen or read this yet, and I’m so grateful you’ve brought it to my attention.

The entire article is an incredibly moving meditation on the life-transforming powers of art and research.