BUZZARD

IN THEATERS 2015 "You kind of want him to succeed in his petty rebellion against boredom, conformity, and corporate blandness, and you kind of want him to be punched in the face." - A.O. Scott, The New York Times

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Deal with it, oldies. #beachboys #brianwilson #love&mercy #loveandmercy #pauldano #johncusack #sadsack

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I don't see Pinhead agreeing to tonight's setlist. #freddykrueger #leatherface #jason #jadonvoorhees #pinhead #michaelmeyers #anightmareonelmstreet #fridaythe13th #hellraiser #texaschainsawmassacre #halloween #buddyholly #buttyholly

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Shopping with a friend. #terminator #sarahconnor #johnconnor #hastalavistababy #queenvideo #toronto #tiff #arnold #dereksucks

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Enough is enough! #Toronto #canada #wienercapitaloftheworld #wieners #peepees #dereksucks

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Cruddy Kreeger #Freddy #freddykrueger #monster #anightmareonelmstreet #anightmareonbuttstreet

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Derek wishes. #slipknot #slopnut #icp #ifc #juggalos #bungalos #jnco #junkco #metal #mental #numetal #numental #hottopic #nottopic #dereksucks

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Sarah Connor finally gets a new friend. Little does she know, Jason is going to immediately run his machete into her stomach. #sarahconnor #terminator #jason #jadonvoorhees #fridaythe13th #t800 #endoskeleton #funko #reaction #actionfigures #illbeback #illbebutt

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Great Scott, Marty Jackitansky! #michaeljfox #blackflag #henryrollins #rollins #backtothefuture #punk #stud #butts #majorleaguebutt

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Even Freddy has nightmares. #Freddy #freddykrueger #anightmareonelmstreet #johnnydepp #wescraven #horror #homerunderby #mlb #majorleaguebutt

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Gaywads are finally cool! #scotus #scotusmarriage #gaymarriage #martynderek #loveisgay #buzzardthefuckup #wildhogsiscurrentlyonamc #partyzone is our chapel

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Buttface #scarface #rebelscum #hunting #deer #southcarolina makes an alt poster #Pacino #elcamino #mountaindudes

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Don't listen to Skynet. #y2k #bestbuy #dereksucks

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I hate pepperoni. #hotdogs #pizza #party where's my #mountaindew #mountaindudes #partyzone #dereksucks #weinerpie

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Best scene in Kickboxer. Easy. #Kickboxer #jeanclaudevandamme #hotdamme #karate #kickboxing #bros #bromance #itscasual #onenightthing #nostringsattached #musclesfrombrussels

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Yeah, so what? #racheldolezal #naacp #eddiemurphy #black #white #jacko #snl #howtogetfreeshit #buzzard

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These spoilers are tearing me apart. #Lisa #jurassicpark #jurassicworld #trex #tommywiseau #partyzone #ohhidinosaur

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Met a few good minotaurs along the way. Good dudes. #dungeonsanddragons #satanicpanic #dereksucks #17levelmage #dandd #dudesanddonuts #partyzone #madmax is a shitty #dungeonmaster