wtf

back again for some reason Emily

[tam--lin]

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

[anxietyproblem]

[emotionalwords]

“this reminded me of you” is my favorite thing to hear

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[septembersung]

[janusfnc14]

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

[bunny-boyler]

Maybe if we Ran away with Carly Rae Jepsen in 2015 none of this would have happened

[pukashell]

i have a bachelor's degree in bitching and moaning

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[me, fumbling a social interaction] oh lovely. another haunting addition to the collection

[targetedknowledge]

[anxietyproblem]

[tvandfilm]

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York dir. Chris Columbus | 1992

[thoughtcascades]

i try to be chill but my brain writes essays about everything

[anxietyproblem]

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[bloodybellycomb]

some of the best comments on dan and phils video

[star-anise]

When will translation guides admit that the English vocative particle is not extinct, but is now “yo” or “hey”

[discoursedrome]

Hey Christmas Tree, hey christmas tree, you’ve got lovely branches vs. O Jude, make it not wicked

[squareallworthy]

Yo, goddess! Sing of the wrath of Achilles!

[argumate]

the bible begins like “Word,”

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

"okay, SO"

[argumate]

*inhales*

we need to talk about Beowulf,

[youlovetoseeit]

science

[lylylylylylylylyly]

*still uses pinky promises as a legit form of trust*