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idk like my archive of creative projects you tell me

whoa I made a neocities site and then made it look kinda like shit and now I’ve made it semi useable again check it out if you like idc if you don’t doesn’t matter don’t worry

#going to pin this and reblog when I do any major updates #just as a way to keep myself motivated to do it #don't want it to be another forgotten project

lakevida

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

pinene

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

lakevida

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

mysharona1987

o-fantasma

from a strategic outlook the problem with polyamory is very like that of cooperatives or communes under capitalism; without a direct assault on the centres of power, you’re constantly at risk of being annihilated or absorbed by the very norms and systems you set out to escape. as such, it is imperative as a matter of pragmatic tactics, of ideological survival even, for you to sleep with other peoples’ girlfriends

spookedstarzz

translator's note: this translation sucks just learn the original language for fucks sake

podcastwizard

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

podcastwizard

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

#I had a mid morning at work and I got back to the office and wanted to lie on the floor and die #and then I got second lunch at like 2pm having eaten my sandwich in the bus #and suddenly felt fine again #that was two lunches by 2pm #I dread to think the level of misery I could reach with no lunch till 4pm

chickenfarmersan

yougottabeniceforwhat

desiccantdonoteat

needlepointcursewords

notsoterriblymisanthropic

the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:

I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.

bogleech

New reaction meme just dropped

normystical

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

#marriage posting

cheaphalloweencostume

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!