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Where has all the bullshit gone?
Don’t worry - I haven’t abandoned this tumblr already... it’s just that Buzzfeed seems to have temporarily abandoned its stream of hypocritical bullshit. Which is good for us, even if it’s bad for this tumblr.
#NotAllMen, but definitely some of you…
36 lazy stereotype based questions women have for men. Even the commenters are asking what would happen if men asked similar questions.
I’m bored and drunk. It’s time to answer them. NotAllMen, obviously. *sigh*
How does it feel to be the same sex as Donald Trump? How does it feel to be the same sex as Sarah Palin? Or Maggie Thatcher?
Why do you hate Rom Coms? I don’t. I hate films with no fecking plot, which Rom Coms and action movies are particularly bad at, but RomComs don’t have distracting explosions or car chases. Why don’t you like action movies?
Why do you make women sit around talking about men in movies? I don’t. I hate that.
When you can sit around talking about boobs for hours? Is this to do with movies, or just in general? Because if BuzzFeed has taught me anything, women love discussing bits of mens’ bodies.
Why do you assume you won’t like a TV show or movie that has a female lead? I do? Nice of you to tell me.
Why are you surprised when women are funny? Because, judging by comedians on British TV, women are better at funny stories and not so good on one liners. Which means that they don’t do so well on panel shows. So, when someone breaks that trend, it’s note worthy. When it comes to standup shows, I’ve never been surprised by how funny a woman is.
Why do you assume we’re obsessed with you when we hook up? I don’t, so I have no idea how to answer this for all mankind.
Why can’t I sleep with as many people as I like without being judged? When men do it, they’re congratulated. I silently judge anyone who sleeps with someone on the first date. I couldn’t care less how many people someone has slept with.
Why do you consider a woman a tease if she doesn’t sleep with you after a few dates,but a slut if she sleeps with you on the first date? I don’t. As for people in general, I think women are just as guilty as men for this.
In what world does No mean Yes? No means No No... A lack of yes means no.
Why do you say women are too emotional to be leaders but then explain catcalling by saying men just can’t control themselves? I have never heard either of these stereotypes.
Why do you think that just because you’re nice to me, I owe you my body? Since we’re making assumptions, why do you think I would want your body just because I was nice to you? There’s a good chance I’m gay.
Why would you ever send an unsolicited dick pic? Anyone who does is a sex offender, just as much as a street flasher.
Why do you feel it’s okay to harass a woman, but if someone does it to your sister it’s not okay? I don’t know. Why is it humorous for a woman to grope a man in a bar, but not vice versa?
Why do you have to interrupt me when I’m in the middle of making my point while chairing the meeting? Because people are wankers in meetings. Both men and women interupt both men and women. Assuming that it’s happening to you because of your gender is sexist.
Why do you have to sit with your legs so wide open? I know that you have balls, but I dont’ stand around with my arms open to make room for my boobs. If you relax your body in a way that takes up minimal space, do you crush your boobs? Does it effect your fertility? Does it mean you have to rearrange yourself publicly when you stand up? No? Then it’s an irrelevant comparison, isn’t it?
Why are women perceived as the weaker sex when we literally birthed you a watermelon through a thing like this [gestures] I have no idea, but it’s a concept women continue as well. By the way, that watermelon deforms and that tiny little tube is elastic and designed to take that watermelon.
Why is it so bad to show your emotions? It shows you’re human. So why are male tears so derided?
Why are you always trying to prove your masculinity to me? I am? Why are you always trying to prove your femininity to me?
Why isn’t it ladylike to cuss? Women shouldn’t swear for the same reason men shouldn’t swear. Ladylike meaning to be like a lady (not just a woman) is matched by gentlemanly... which avoids swearing too.
When did words become gendered? I have no idea, but it was a long time ago. This has nothing to do with men and I’ve only included this as a question because otherwise there are only 35 questions.
Why is it your first thought to doubt women who have been sexually violated or raped? It is? Why is your first thought to assume that the accused is guilty?
Why do you assume a woman is angry because she’s on her period? Because media and experience. Women with periods are prone to be less tolerant. Or did you mean why do we assume that an angry woman is a menstrual woman? I never have, so no idea.
Why do you think women who wear makeup are false advertising? We could say the same about your dick size. What the fuck are you talking about? I’ve never heard anyone male call makeup false advertising, and I have no idea how you have been “false advertised” to by a penis.
Why isn’t it weird that there’s a bunch of old white guys sitting in a room making legislation about what I can and can’t do with my body? Do you have a coochie? No. Oh, the previous question. Yes, it is weird. But, judging by the issues America has with abortion clinics, would it be any different if they were old women?
Why are straight guys so obsessed with lesbians? Why are straight women so obsessed with gay guys? Also, because the unobtainable is appealing.
How does it feel to get kicked in the balls? Is this the only real question? It feels like a trick. I can’t describe it because I’ve never felt anything similar that hasn’t involved testicles.
Do you ever get tired of trying to be manly all the time? What? And how is this different to 19?
Why are you so scared of gender equality? I’m not. Why is Buzzfeed?
Why do you think we should be paid less than you? I don’t.
How does 77c equal a dollar? In my old maths text books. But more seriously, the 77c=$1 thing is only true if you take the average male wage and the average female wage, not the average wages for the same job. So, well done on silently moving the goalposts on that one.
In what world does 68c equal a dollar? In what world was 34 questions unacceptable for a bullshit list, so you have to pad it out with two repeats?
Why are you intimidated by a woman who makes more money than you? I’m not. Half my bosses have been female. They’ve all earned more than me. They’ve all had my respect and intimidated me no more or less than my male bosses.
Why are opinionated women seen as bitches? When opinionated men are seen as bossy? Interestingly, this goes against the normal complaint that a man is authoritative and a woman in bossy, and that no-one would ever call a man bossy. I have no real answer, but this isn’t an issue limited to men.
Why aren’t you standing up when a male friend makes a joke behind closed doors that is offensive to women? So, as well as making sweeping stereotypical statements about men, we’re now making assumptions about things that, by definition, can’t be known because it’s in an environment that is excluding women.
Why are you scared of recognising your own privilege? I’m not. Why are you scared that maybe not everything is down to your gender?
So, I hope that answered that lot with as much gender based stereotyping and broad brushing as the original questions were...
You know what's cute? A classic button-up. You know what isn't cute? Misogyny.
17 largely ungendered things that men need to stop doing in 2016.
Carry on slut shaming, culturally appropriating stuff, objectifying women, telling women what to do with their uteruses, blaming victims for anything, using sexual slurs, gendering toys, or making gender based generalisations. As long as you’re a woman. If you’re a man, you can cut that shit out right now. Pig.
A true match made in heaven.
Semi naked guys with kittens. Well, cats.
Oh, and this was filed under “animals”. So it’s wasn’t hidden away in a corner full of naked people, it’s in with the cat gifs.
LADY HAMMERS!
Holy crap, femininity is just so fucking fragile! Oh... no... wait... we got that wrong.
Those sexist fuckers making gendered products for women! Bastards.
You need to know.
Lincoln is back with a highly scientific study that shows you which “man butt” you deserve based on your star sign. I’m sure it’s been peer reviewed.
It's what your inbox wants.
You can’t be a patient little BuzzFeed Feminist and wait to stumble upon objectification? Don’t worry - there’s a daily newsletter with hot guys in it.
Props to Tumblr for autoadding the “thirsty” tag for me.
The bulge and the beautiful.
Christian is back with another bit of closeup crotch staring - can you guess which celebrity the cock belongs to...
Auld bulge syne.
Forget about being “thirsty” by objectifying a whole man - lets just close up on the bulges and objectify those...
I'm only yelling because I care.
More things men need to stop wearing. Curiously. I’ve never seen one of these aimed at women on BuzzFeed.
Let's follow the thought processes here.
Time for your regular reminder that gendered marketing is an issue if you’re female, but a sign of fragile masculinity if you’re male.
This is the second time Luke’s made this list with a Fragile Masculinity post.
Spoiler alert: RED HOT redheads inside.
Time to lust over a calendar of barely dressed men, then fill the comments section with sexual comments.
Highlight of the comments : “My name is Zoe, and I’m a pumpkin smasher”
Pretty much any time he breathed, moved, talked, walked, etc.
It’s time to lust after another man again.
Here we go again.
All the things women have been told not to wear in 2015. Because breaking a dress code is fine if you’re female.
There’s a few significant issues in here (banning hijabs and slut shaming being good examples) but being punished for ignoring a documented dress code is not one of them.
Glasses of wine are for women only.
Remember! Your gender is summed up by the things people try and sell you. As long as you’re male. If you’re female, it’s disgusting gender stereotyping.
God bless rugby. And thighs.
Rugby is cool because it is just a pile of hot guys in skimpy clothing.
"Tamal puts the 'bae' in The Great British Bake Off."
Today we will be lusting over someone because of their looks and making sexual comments about them. Because, apparently, we want him to “ice our biscuit box”.