Nobody expects the Antivan Inquisition!

Maria/32/she-her/Finland-USA. Cis woman, somewhere on the bi-ace spectrum. Professional pooper scooper, studying business administration of all things. Been busy with school/life so only sporadically updated. You'll find a mixture of fandom stuff (subject to change depending on my newest hyperfixations), social justice and adorable animals and people. I don't have a cohesive tagging system, it just caused me too much anxiety, but if any of my followers want me to tag certain things, please let me know!

[herpsandbirds]

This includes fat-shaming & ableism.

[herpsandbirds]

This includes fat-shaming & ableism.

[erlkingssarchive]

just saw an x-ray of a horse skull. can’t say i’m too happy with it

[erlkingssarchive]

what the FUCK is this

[beardless-bearded-vulture]

Fun fact: horses' teeth take up more space in their skulls than their brains!

[keeperofthehens]

Horses: eating is more important than thinking

Anyone whose ever interacted with a horse: sounds about right

[thedownloey]

do u think the next season of heated rivalry will address the existence of gritty

[ohclippy]

Here are the original tags:

[hothockey]

he's ready

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Legendary

[stanzvomit]

[smolgremlinn]

Nott-comma-the Brave <3

[mochisquish]

This is the funniest headline because they used his name like we all know him😭

[mochisquish]

representing well

[iamenits]

[auburnlaughter]

Fishing this out of nova's tags

[everyday-cutephoto]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[legally-a-bastard]

possessed by a racecar(tragic)

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

"ARNGHERRANHGERGNAHGHGERNAGH"

[plagueship-deactivated20260202]

Baby

[ege-egeblog]

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Like a new friend!

[handspunyarns]

That would be nice for me and you!

[deathtokillian]

Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

[deathtokillian]

Oh boy have I pissed off the transphobes with this one.

[hollowboobtheory]

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

[choicelessflope]

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

[clowngirlpony]

Think again

[ros-sauce]

Kitty Kitty was begging me to turn the sink on, but I was running so hard on autopilot that I didn't register that she wanted the sink to be Just A Little On, and I ended up turning it on full blast while her head was right under the faucet. Luckily she, like me, only possesses 3 brain cells, so she didn't consider getting upset, and instead just stared at me while purring as her forehead became increasingly drenched and I realized what I had done.

[ros-sauce]

artistic rendition

[hellenhighwater]

How is she so beautiful all the time