the hive

Just a simple bumblebee

[voulair]

teacher: write a 5 page essay analyzing this me: it’s not that deep 🏊🏼

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

Bro unblock me i am vaccinated

[cockroachgirl1997]

tomorrows news: prince philip has been released from the morgue, saying he feels "slightly better"

[weaver-z]

[weaver-z]

[silkirose]

wait wait wait I just had an idea

[silkirose]

[kibibarel]

oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime

[maxkillertart]

They should just rerelease megamind. Dont even remaster it just start advertising it again

[residentauggust]

queen elizabeth single just in time for hot girl summer

[tikkety-tok]

He finally got to meet him!

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

I can’t believe he got half the cast of Oblivion in one video.

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

I wasn’t kidding.

[buzzz-buzzz]

Bro why the hell are people still liking my shit its been like a year ir two since ive been on here for more than a minute

[knivesplushearts-deactivated202]

i think there needs to be a lying face down emoji

[gummyanchovy]

maybe op meant one of the more realistic full body ones but this mental image was so strong

[knivesplushearts-deactivated202]

i’m in tears over this, why do you people think existential dread comes with a full ass out event

[adamthegirl]

california wildfires surrounding coronavirus protocols sign. 2020 in an image.

photo by noah berger

[lemon-bastard-deactivated202110]

this is actually the entrance to Hell

[amateur]

[kedreeva]

Okay that’s fair, they didn’t accidentally do anything, but what they did was EXTREMELY COOL. They located a cluster of genes that were present in birds but NOT present in non-beaked creatures and then they turned it off.

And lo, the embryo’s beak instead formed like a snouted reptile. Pictured below: Left chicken embryo, right alligator embryo, middle… the altered chicken embryo with the cluster turned off:

The scientist, whose name is Bhart-Anjan Bhullar, responsible for creating the embryo did not have a desire or the approval to hatch the babies, which is why we, the public, do not have photos of resurrected dinosaurs, but they’ve said they believed the babies could have hatched and been fine.

This is all PARTICULARLY INTERESTING because scientists have also discovered how to cause scale cells to start to form into feathers. We’re not about to see plumed lizards any time soon, since the experiment only only sought to determine how proto-feathers might have started to evolve from scales, but it was still freaking cool!!

Basically we’re poking around learning how evolution really works, and that’s super exciting!!

[crap-userrname16]

[dancingmuppet]

FUCKING ASSASSINATE THE FIRE

[armedandgayngerous]

b e g o n e, HOT

[afrorevolution]

[8figs-deactivated20150815]

with huge noses and over lined lips

[thawrah]

I JUST HAD TO CLOSE MY EYES FOR A SECOND AND LIKE……..DIGEST THIS WHA T THE HELL

[dynastylnoire]

You know why

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

clowns actually originated in egypt to entertain royalty- they wore weird masks and imitated gods.  there were also clowns in ancient china, greece, and italy. it wasn’t “black face and then switched to white face” like i saw in the notes– the clown white paint was invented in 1801. 

the big, red nose is associated with alcoholism/being drunk (heavy alcohol usage can lead to severe rosacea and swelling of the nose), because drunkards in ye olde times were seen as fun for the whole family. the overlined lips create an exaggerated smile). curly or big hair was seen as whimsical and fun, as was a lack of hair (if you look up ‘vintage clowns’, you’ll see their hair is puffed out to the sides or upwards. nowadays, people probably wear afros because they’re cheap, and don’t involve lots of styling. 

i am passionate about clowns

[atacoinside-deactivated20181205]

They are a terrifying breed of monster, and must be eradicated from the face of the earth, but it’s relieving to know they weren’t born from a place of racial prejudice.

[brunhiddensmusings]

clowns are disturbing largely because theyre meant to be seen from a distance, most of their facepaint is so that an audience on bleachers can tell what faces theyre making. being right up next to them triggers all your uncanny valley ‘this is not how humans are supposed to look something is very wrong’ receptors

[k-eke]

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[mlpseriesresource]

[jerryterry]

rainbow dash after finally escaping that jar……