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Night Court Ouija Board

Rhysand: Feyre what are you doing? Is that a ouija board?

Feyre: Yeah, I’m just chatting with the Suriel.

Rhysand:……So you can catch the Suriel in the afterlife too, while none of us could even do it when the Suriel was alive?

Feyre: I mean I wasn’t going to brag about it or anything, but YES.

Later on:

Feyre: *bursts out laughing*

Rhysand: What’s so funny?

Feyre: Ah nothing, just an inside joke between Suri and I.

Rhysand: SURI?!? You’re onto nicknames now?!?

acomaflove

The High Lords: Tell us what abilities Feyre has as a new high Fae.

Feyre:

snaileer

People be like..

*high squeaky mocking voice* “You don’t actually want to live in a fantasy world.Those characters are so traumatized…”

Ok thanks😑, except I’m in the real world and I’m still getting traumatized and I don’t get to ride dragons here so ehhh maybe, I don’t know, just possibly.. I might be okay with just a tad bit of sword-themed-trauma.

memeuplift

happyheidi

dark mystical fantasy world

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I hope the tiny watermelon growing on a patch of dirt on the sidewalk outside my local CVS is having a good day

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

T H E M

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i lost exactly 1 follower for posting this and i usually do not give a damn but actually, how dare you. how dare you. i'm offended on the watermelon's behalf. it's a itty bitty watermelon. just a tiny melon. it's not hurting anyone. just a diminutive watermelon in an overwhelmingly vast world, growing against all likelihood in a pharmacy parking lot! how callous can you be. i hope this watermelon is having an amazing day and i hope you stub both pinky toes

anris-resurrection

I desperately need a playable feral tank Zelda.

Bonus:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

more people should choose their names though. grown adults are really out there walking around with names their parents chose at random. "nice baby name, did your mommy pick that out for you?" grow up

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i'm joking in the sense that if you like your birth name, i'm happy for you! but i've heard a ton of cis people talking wistfully about "if i could choose any name…" and i have wondrous news! you can and you should! it's your name, and you deserve to love it. and if the one your parents picked out before you were born doesn't vibe, or even if you just find one that you like better--well now it's your turn to pick!

eerna

I am SO ready for more of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! November hurry up

butterflysclaws

And though I can't recall your face / I still got love for you / Your braids like a pattern / Love you to the moon and to Saturn / Passed down like folk songs / The love lasts so long

gaylittlefreak

tramp stamp that says this

afaerytalelife

vanesssaives

“I may think of you softly from time to time. But I’ll cut off my hand before I ever reach for you again.”

— Arthur Miller, The Crucible (via wordsnquotes)

twentythousandvolts

i dont think you get it. 1980 was twenty years ago. 1990 was 10 years ago. 2000 was 10 years ago. 2016 was two years ago. 2018 was also two years ago. 2017 was last year. 2014 was four years ago. do you understand me now?????