“That’s cool.”
“Whatever.”
“STOP CALLING ME TATER NUTS!”
“What a dumbass.”
“I’m sorry you had to see that. I’m sorry I had to see that.”
“I never thought of him as a guy. He’s more of a masculine girl. Like you!”
“I’m in the presence of panties!”
“She’s a tramp. No man can turn down a tramp.”
“Get in the car, we’re going on a freakin’ date.”
“We had sparkler dogs, we could win this thing!”
“Are you working an angle here?”
“I already love myself. I just wanna french someone.”
“I’m not loving anyone that I’m not legally required to!”
“OH MY GOD, ZEPPLIN! That’s a band, right?”
“If I become a model, I won’t have to work or study or think ever again!”
“I can’t be your second choice.”
“Isn’t it a little early to be hopped up?”
“Get the hell out of my pants!”
“You two look sweaty and guilty.”
“That was way too close. You need to learn to keep your hands off me!”
“You know what your problem is? You’re really cute, so no one’s ever told you to shut your pie hole!”
“You look scared. Like a deer in the headlights with its pants down.”
“You were like siamese twins joined at the beard!”
“I’ve done a lot of partying so, you know, my balance is off.”
“It’s just a meaningless fling. We can stop whenever we want.”
“YOU’RE BREAKING UP THE BAND, YOKO!”
“I like it when you order me around in that uniform.”
“I’m not supposed to be seen with scruffy guys like you.”
“Do I really sicken you?”
“I sicken me, because you’re supposed to sicken me, but you don’t.”
“I like how scruffy you are.”
“Do you mind not getting gooey and romantic while I’m trying to eat my breakfast?”
“Oh, what a day! I am so happy! I’m gonna go throw up.”
“I DON’T WANT TO SETTLE THIS! I don’t want to talk about it! I just want to pound you!”
“Alright, get ready, here it comes… it’s coming… get ready…”
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