I Wish I Could Live In A Forest

No, I am not a hipster.

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STOP THE GAYS

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I HATE YALL

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answering the phone to your parents when you’ve been home alone fucking shit up.

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Snakes Be Like… by 80Fitz

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when you sleeping in class and you remember how much college costs

[natalieina]

Misty moonlight

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[jumex]

when i been holdin in a fart all day and finally get home

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[onetiredotter]

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

[probablynappingtbh]

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

[kimpossibooty]

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

[jykinturah]

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

[shaxaphone]

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

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[igglooaustralia]

 Ariana done sucked out all of Mariah Carey’s vocal abilities and left her with absolutely none

[anti777]

Love this so much

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this is the single best tweet i’ve ever seen

[foxxycleopatra]

when your grandma disappears right before your very eyes

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[cocaineteas]

Press play, you will not regret it.

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lmaooo, this has given me life

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[vijara]

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

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And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday

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RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested

[daddysbabyboi]

RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner

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