go weave a basket

31 any pronouns menace

[shrimp-pulpit]

if i had a pussy id be sure as fuck using it to asphyxiate the keebler elves i can tell you that much

[rrotgut]

sneezed so hard my cum flew out and i started crying

[rrotgut]

Gum.

[playwrongs]

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

[dogpuppy]

[fluff-e-boy]

One of the most important images of all time

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[akashicrecord]

I'm Scared Dot Com

[akashicrecord]

Forward Slash Girl Help

[depsidase]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[catmask]

youre making mommy want to smoke

[were--ralph]

Smash announcer: Low Tier God!

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[schakira]

i hear they're putting pussy in arizona green tea lately

[turnways]

[niceinchnails]

It was a clitorical question

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[assfuckmcgriddle]

[mrsterlingeverything]

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine