you are my sunshine

look around, look around, how lucky we are to be alive right now whitney

[neurofish]

it’d be cool if i could…………………function

[kalyug]

hey girls what horrors have i missed

[ichigoskurosaki]

Princess Mononoke (1997) -Dir. Hayao Miyazaki

“Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still you find reasons to keep living.”

[ebaybears]

A reversible Hello Kitty that turns into a lobster

[straycatj]

ごろごろ…(べんぎじょう)

Prrrr... (for convince)

[archives-backup]

Here's a collection of hundreds of books about magic and witchcraft.

The server is updated weekly with more books, all of which are vetted by experienced practitioners and organized in an easy to consume way.

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here's a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don't even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they're small enough you can use a fork if u don't have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[tastefullyterrible]

So after spending hours combing through the recipes in the comments of this post I have created a cookbook. Feel free to use it. The link should work for everyone, its the only file on the google drive! I have referenced all of the recipes I used, all of which are from this thread. I made it for myself, but figured after all that work I should probably share. Happy spite cooking! 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WjcDfZrPMr0Pw9f5GfEy0aTs2KEx4Pub/view?usp=sharing

[heroinych]

[sunsbleeding]

Love is enough

[soothenerves]

find myself listening to music i loved years ago and i realize i still am her

[comment-tube]

[rickylafleurs]

[knivesplushearts-deactivated202]

at the goblin market: i mustn’t buy a little goblin treat

when i get home: i wish i had a little goblin treat

[libervult]

Untitled, Christine Brache 2017 //  Portrait of a Woman (Detail), Nicolas de Largillière 1696 //  {Cero Umano}, Gorche 2013 //  Apollo et Daphne (Detail), Rene-Antoine Houasse1677

[lotuspie105]

Made a meme

They keep following me jajfjtkfktky IM BUSY!! 😭

[awesome-picz]

[daftpunkblogger]

Are they on a date

[joematar]

were they allowed to eat all this food

[guooey]