Married to Sweets | | open/intro
She inspected the boy in front of her for a good minute or so. She had instantly recognized who he was, honestly he was pretty hard to miss with all things considered. He stood a foot or so taller than her and his goofy smile was unlike anything she had ever seen before, she was still debating whether that was a good thing or a bad thing. His forwardness struck a nerve, it was something her deceased husband might say but she quickly licked her lollipop in hopes that the sweetness would chase away the bitter memory.
“Sorry to break it to you but we can’t leave this place, and if you expect me to be the mother of your children maybe you should be a gentleman and take me on a date first.”
She clutched her bone kitty plush toy to her chest as she continued to nibble on her snack. She wasn’t very fond of this current arrangement but she would try to put up with it. As long as the city had candy and cakes in abundance she would be able to adjust accordingly. She didn’t particularly like her new husband but he did remind her of the ghost she had fallen for. Stocking wasn’t aware that she had horrifying taste in men but once this girl’s heart was set on someone she would kill them with love and affection. Hella Jeff better watch out because if this angel ever did fall for him he would not be prepared for what came next.
“But don’t think that’s a promise. I’m not keen on doing anything in bed with you but I’ll entertain the idea only because I’m stuck with you.”
Hella Jeff awaited patiently for his wife answer, looking at her with his eyes wide open and his everlasting smile brighter than ever. He prepared, both mentally and physically, for a possible beating; he knew most women didn't like to have a baby proposal without knowing the aspiring father.
Surprisingly for him, he was not beaten, insulted, kicked, tortured, or even worse, ignored. He received what he least expected, which was a nice and almost positive answer.
"I will leave THE place if I want anyways... but WHAETEVER, that is not important right now and right here."
Hella Jeff never had a proper date before, the closest was a one-and-a-half dated, involving an unknown woman, himself, and his Sweet Bro. The date was, unfortunately, awkward since the beginning and ruined by some pathetic sandwiches. He wanted to have a successful date, but he was afraid he could ruin it.
"Okay then, just let's go on a CRAZY date and have fun. But just what kind of THINGS do you even like? It's is just that I just MET you and I have no IDEA. And whats your NAME anyways?"
And then, for first time in his life, Hella Jeff set his mind in a rational goal and set himself a new mission: BE LIKED BY THE WOMAN. His first objective was, obviously, to know what she liked, to become it himself. If he knew that the answer was literally in front of him he would have died because it was a really sweet irony.
